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(RUNNER UP #1) "Chlorophyl! More like BOREofyl!" - Adam Sandler, Billy Madison
(RUNNER UP #2) "It's not a tumah!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kindergarten Cop
10. "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" - The Governator, Kindergarten Cop
9. "He called that shit poop!" - Adam Sandler... Billy Madison
8. "How about my face in your ass! I mean, your ass in my face" - David Spade, Joe Dirt
7. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches." - Jason Mewews, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
6. "That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace. I know from experience dude." "No you don't." "Well this guy I knew, him and her got it on, WHOOO-EEEE!" "No they didn't." "No, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, eh? eh? Okay... NO YELLING ON THE BUS!" - Chris Farley & Adam Sandler, Billy Madison
5. " I have a feeling your whole family is going down. But for now, I gotta
study" - Adam Sandler, Billy Madison
4. "I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go." - Will Ferrell, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
3. "Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, you might want to think about buying a quality product from me." - Chris Farley, Tommy Boy
2. "I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it." - Jason Mewes, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
1. "Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes 'click'." "Jesus" "You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus" - John Turturro, The Big Lebowski
(RUNNER UP #2) "It's not a tumah!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kindergarten Cop
10. "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" - The Governator, Kindergarten Cop
9. "He called that shit poop!" - Adam Sandler... Billy Madison
8. "How about my face in your ass! I mean, your ass in my face" - David Spade, Joe Dirt
7. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches." - Jason Mewews, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
6. "That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace. I know from experience dude." "No you don't." "Well this guy I knew, him and her got it on, WHOOO-EEEE!" "No they didn't." "No, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, eh? eh? Okay... NO YELLING ON THE BUS!" - Chris Farley & Adam Sandler, Billy Madison
5. " I have a feeling your whole family is going down. But for now, I gotta
study" - Adam Sandler, Billy Madison
4. "I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go." - Will Ferrell, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
3. "Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, you might want to think about buying a quality product from me." - Chris Farley, Tommy Boy
2. "I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it." - Jason Mewes, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
1. "Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes 'click'." "Jesus" "You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus" - John Turturro, The Big Lebowski
I can't believe I forgot that one
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