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  • joker797
    Getting warmed up
    • Jun 2005
    • 64

    Favourite Simpsons Quotes

    Lisa, Bart and Marge are in the Old Folks home where Grandpa lives, they leave Santa's Little Helper there with the OAPs, Lisa makes a comment about the dog keeping them company in their decline....
    The old Jewish guy - "Ah why don't you find a Parade and go rain on it"
    What if the Hokey Kokey IS what it's all about???
  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    #2
    Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes

    homer,

    ""what lisa, your telling that bacon, pork chops and ham all come from some magical animal?? i would love to see this magical animal so i could ask him a few questions."
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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    my dick is its own superhero.

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    • joker797
      Getting warmed up
      • Jun 2005
      • 64

      #3
      Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes

      Big knockers bar girl to Duff man
      "You said if I slept with you I'd win the competition"

      Duffman:
      "Duffman says a lot of things, oh Yea!"


      Duffman with sticker over his face:
      "Duffman can't breathe, Oh No!"
      What if the Hokey Kokey IS what it's all about???

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      • daveman
        I love the colors!!!
        • Jul 2005
        • 1221

        #4
        Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes

        Ralph Wiggum....

        "the leprechaun tells me to burn things."
        once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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        • Jenks
          I'm kind of a big deal.
          • Jun 2004
          • 10250

          #5
          Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes

          Mr Burns to homer his caddy...

          "Give me an open faced club...a sand wedge you idiot!"

          homer...

          "mmmmm, open faced club sandwich."

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          • bart_smastard
            Gold Gabber
            • May 2005
            • 980

            #6
            Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes

            homer "alcohol is the cause and solution to all lifes problems"

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            • daveman
              I love the colors!!!
              • Jul 2005
              • 1221

              #7
              Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes

              lisa to homer...

              there is no air in space


              homer back to lisa....

              there is an air and space museum?

              (air n space) it sounds better than it types out.
              once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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              • GregWhelan
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 2992

                #8
                there are millions of quotes from this legend of a show-

                McBain to Mendoza (after mcbain has just broken his way out of an ice statue) - 'ICE to see you!'

                Wiggum - 'Sorry you've got the worng number, er this is 9..1...2'

                McGonigle and police chief -

                C - you're off the case mcgonigle
                m- you're off your case chief
                c - what does that mean exactly?
                homer - it means he gets results you stupid chief

                marge, homer and leonard nimoy in the monorail episode'

                marge - homer there is someone here who may be able to help you stop the monorail
                homer - who is it....batman??

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                • maddlingo
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1035

                  #9
                  Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes

                  Homer to Bart = "Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

                  Homer to Marge = "I like my beer cold?my TV loud?and my homosexuals flaming."

                  Homer to Bart = "Trying is the first step towards failure."
                  "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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                  • skahound
                    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 11411

                    #10
                    Ralph Wiggum:

                    "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

                    &

                    "Bart is my bestest boyfriend."
                    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                    • rewing3
                      I really don't care
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 5504

                      #11
                      Homer : Doh!

                      Hommer- mmmm beer, drooling.

                      Comic book guy: 'worst epsidode ever!"
                      Common Sense is not Common at all.

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                      • deepdish
                        Fresh Peossy
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 38

                        #12
                        Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes

                        Lisa: It tastes like Burning!

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                        • ds
                          Getting Somewhere
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 221

                          #13
                          Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes

                          Chief Wiggum to Lisa and Ralph Wiggum:

                          oh man....nothing gets chocolate out, see? (shows chocolate stain on pants)


                          Apu at the quick e mart:

                          This is not a lending library, buy somthing or ill blow your head off

                          groundskeeper willy & the wolf:

                          ah dont feel bad laddie, i was wrestling wolves when you were still suckling at your mothers teet
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                          • hambino21
                            PFC Semen Ham
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 863

                            #14
                            Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes

                            Homer

                            " Mmmm..........Sacrilicious."

                            " Unexplained bacon ..mmmmm"
                            " Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"

                            - Me-

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                            • deepdish
                              Fresh Peossy
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 38

                              #15
                              Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes

                              mmmmm

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