You know why I like Ms. Pac Man?

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  • MJDub
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2765

    You know why I like Ms. Pac Man?

    Because she gobbles balls.
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    You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."
  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    #2
    did you try lotion yet ?
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    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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    • remoh
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 2466

      #3
      plus she eats pills, hangs out in dark rooms with repeatetive music
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      • joker797
        Getting warmed up
        • Jun 2005
        • 64

        #4
        Re: You know why I like Ms. Pac Man?

        class
        What if the Hokey Kokey IS what it's all about???

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        • picklemonkey
          Double hoodie beer monster
          • Jun 2004
          • 15373

          #5
          stay away man... the way she eats, she'll balloon up in after a few years of marriage

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          • ecpolonyc
            Gold Gabber
            • Jun 2004
            • 546

            #6
            Originally posted by remoh
            plus she eats pills, hangs out in dark rooms with repeatetive music
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            • supaz
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 1493

              #7
              Re: You know why I like Ms. Pac Man?

              She's a definite pill-whore

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