the screaming pelican and the one legged pirate.

[thesightless]

screaming pelican---- when you are having sex on the beach, pull out, dip it in the sand, then jump back in.....

one legged pirate------- blow in her eye and kick her in the shin.

[CLAYTONBIGSBY]

Re: the screaming pelican and the one legged pirate.

It's the angry pirate, or so I heard.

My favorite is still performing the "Bucking Bronco".

[thesightless]

Re: the screaming pelican and the one legged pirate.

i thought this forum was deleted?

[Jenks]

Re: the screaming pelican and the one legged pirate.

nope. just merged back into GYY. post all the nonsense you want right up in the yakity yak.

[sakio pod]

Re: the screaming pelican and the one legged pirate.

It's the angry pirate, or so I heard.

My favorite is still performing the "Bucking Bronco".

you got it all wrong......an angry pirate is when your fucking from the back and you make it seem like you about to cum and spit on her back....to make her think you have then when she turns around you blast her in one eye.....giving her that angry pirate look

[thesightless]

Re: the screaming pelican and the one legged pirate.

one legged pirate reasoning.

eye shot is the obvious.

one legged comes from the hopping around on one leg after you boot em in the shin.

[tiddles]

i'm a big fan of the glass bottom boat...
look that one up

[picklemonkey]

thanks the sex joke! it was naughty!!!! :P

[thepariah]

Re: the screaming pelican and the one legged pirate.

How about the hate f**k:

When you are doing a girl from behind and right about to come, you pull out and finish in your hand.. when she turns around to see what happened you slap her in the face with your steez.

[Yao]

Re: the screaming pelican and the one legged pirate.

Blowkick: her on her knees giving you a blowjob...when you're about to come punch your knee in her stomach so she gags and in the bending reflex takes it all the way in (then shoot of course).

Doggypunch: doing her from behind, suddenly switch holes; when sje looks back slap her in the face. The reflex will be to squeeze....

Cleveland smokestack: dump a turd on her bellybutton afterwards. (not my kind of thing tho :? )