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  • BSully828
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1221

    Way To Go Missouri!

    Missouri Ranked #1 in Slacking Off at Work

    Link to story

    If you're on the job, and you're reading this story, you should probably get back to work. The average worker wastes more than two hours a day, and that's not including lunch, according to a new Web survey by America Online and Salary.com. That means companies spend as much as $759 billion on salaries annually for which they receive no apparent benefit, the research found.

    The No. 1 state for wasting time was Missouri, where workers who responded to the survey reported slacking off 3 hours and 12 minutes a day.

    The survey didn't specifically look at why Missouri is the worst in the nation, but if Missouri workers think the perception is unfair, "We would encourage people to visit the home page and weigh in further on that," said Richard Cellini, Salary.com's head of research.

    Missouri's governor Matt Blunt responded to the survey in a statement: "Nobody can match the work ethic of Missourians. This survey, which our busiest citizens did not want to waste their time on, cannot undermine decades of experience. Missouri workers are among the most productive in the world."

    The Missouri Department of Economic Development said a study it published last year on the industries driving the state economy found Missouri employees hard at work.

    "It appears to me the Missouri worker is equal to, or slightly higher, in productivity than other workers across the nation in most of the industries (the Missouri study) looked at," said department spokeswoman Kristi Jamison.

    The America Online and Salary.com survey found the workers' top excuses for wasting time nationwide were not enough work or inadequate for the work they do.

    About 10,000 people responded to the poll.

    More than 44 percent said the No. 1 way they waste time at work is personal Internet use, like reading e-mail, instant messages, playing interactive games ? and responding to online polls.

    The second most popular, according to 23 percent of respondents, was socializing with co-workers. Other excuses included conducting personal business, spacing out, running errands and making personal phone calls.

    Employers expect that workers will waste some time on the job, about an hour per day in addition to the lunch hour.

    "Our survey results show that workers on average are wasting a little more than twice what their employers expect. That's a startling figure," said Bill Coleman, senior vice president at Salary.com.

    He noted that some of the wasted time could be considered helpful, however, as conversations and personal Internet use can lead to new business ideas.

    The research was conducted through Dulles, Va.-based AOL's Find a Job site, which gives job seekers access to job postings; through the AOL service, and Needham, Mass.-based Salary.com's Salary Wizard, an online salary calculator.

    But I'm sure none of MO's [ms]'ers are guilty of this
    Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
    a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    #2


    I'd elaborate on that if I weren't sitting at my desk right now.

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    • Jenks
      I'm kind of a big deal.
      • Jun 2004
      • 10250

      #3
      Re: Way To Go Missouri!

      High Five Pickle!!! We're good at something!

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      • threehills
        I heart Lollergirl
        • Jun 2005
        • 3641

        #4
        Re: Way To Go Missouri!

        "We would encourage people to visit the home page and weigh in further on that," said Richard Cellini, Salary.com's head of research.
        I am sure they want to you do this from work as well.
        It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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        • thesightless
          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
          • Jun 2004
          • 13567

          #5
          Re: Way To Go Missouri!

          hick bastards. go chew on some meth.
          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

          Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
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          my dick is its own superhero.

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          • toasty
            Sir Toastiness
            • Jun 2004
            • 6585

            #6
            It was touch and go for a little while. It looked like Indiana was going to beat us out, but thankfully, we as a state were able to pull together and not work hard enough to receive this great honor.

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            • picklemonkey
              Double hoodie beer monster
              • Jun 2004
              • 15373

              #7
              I can't believe we won... I never win any contests. Just goes to show my lack of hard work and dedication hasn't gone unnoticed.

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              • rewing3
                I really don't care
                • Jun 2004
                • 5504

                #8
                ^ Good Job Pickle. Keep up the good work. You bunch of slackers.
                Common Sense is not Common at all.

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                • Jibgolly
                  Vortexuralizor
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20773

                  #9
                  i think pickles boss deserves an email.

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                  • blkcrow
                    Addiction started
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 476

                    #10
                    Re: Way To Go Missouri!

                    It's all those lazy ass people in St. Louis!! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
                    Idiocy - Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.

                    Soulseek name = blkcrow

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                    • Jenks
                      I'm kind of a big deal.
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 10250

                      #11
                      Re: Way To Go Missouri!

                      ^If killing people was a job, we'd be the most productive state in the nation.

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                      • picklemonkey
                        Double hoodie beer monster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 15373

                        #12
                        ^ or spitting chew.

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                        • Jenks
                          I'm kind of a big deal.
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 10250

                          #13
                          Re: Way To Go Missouri!

                          ^or banging your cousin.

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                          • picklemonkey
                            Double hoodie beer monster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 15373

                            #14
                            ^whats wrong with that?

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                            • daveman
                              I love the colors!!!
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 1221

                              #15
                              Re: Way To Go Missouri!

                              What would you expect from people living in the state of MISERY, uh... um... Missouri? I would waste the day away as well.

                              Remember surfing the internet and chatting up co-workers can be considered efficient mult-tasking. Remember to put that on your rusume.
                              once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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