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Why do women have legs?
Have you seen the mess a snail leaves.
Sorry.
Have you seen the mess a snail leaves.
Sorry.
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who gives a shit. he was a troll.Originally posted by neoeeComment
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Re:: FAO Men
nice onePretty women make us buy beer,
Ugly women make us drink beer!Comment
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"How do you fix a woman's watch?
No need to. There is a clock on the oven"
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where is Beanz dude!?Originally posted by neoee
I miss his crazy comments!
qulity jokes mate,Comment
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the gator up on the bar, and faces the patrons. "If I open this alligator?s mouth and place my genitals inside, leave ?em there for five minutes, then remove my unit unscathed, will each of you buy me a drink?"
The crowd murmurs its approval, so he gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and places his privates in the alligator?s open mouth. The gator then closes its mouth as the crowd gasps.
After five minutes, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opens its mouth and the man removes his genitals?unscathed, as promised. The crowd cheers, and the first of his free drinks is delivered.
"Anyone else have the guts to give it a try?" the man dares the crowd.
After a few seconds, a blonde woman timidly speaks up. "I?ll do it, but no hitting me on the head with the bottle."Comment
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Originally posted by day_for_night
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Re:: FAO Men
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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said, "Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to."
God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don't have time for nonsense..."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg..."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"dead, yet alive.Comment
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We all already knew that. Poor guy.Originally posted by day_for_nightyeah. i really REALLY need him back.Originally posted by neoee
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You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."Comment
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i feel so guilty for laughing at this one.Originally posted by mylexiconhere's another one but it pretty bad.
What do you tell a woman with a black eye?
Nothing. You already told her once.
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