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  • FM
    Wooooooo!
    • Jun 2004
    • 5361

    Store Slogans

    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    Pizza Shop Slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."

    At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."

    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."

    At an Optometrist's Office
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."

    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

    On a garbage truck:
    "Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your garbage back!"
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  • MrMouse
    Getting Somewhere
    • Jun 2004
    • 141

    #2
    From the Irish Pup in the next town:
    "What you get is what you want"

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    • hypoluxxa
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 3371

      #3
      Re:: Store Slogans

      A butcher shop here in L.A.

      "Our Meat Can't be Beat."

      Go figure, You can't beat their meat!

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      • DreamGirlie
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 2137

        #4
        We are selling these weird rack utility systems at my job right now and our sign says 'rack and roll' sooo cheesy.
        "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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        • MJDub
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 2765

          #5
          Re:: Store Slogans

          Originally posted by hypoluxxa
          A butcher shop here in L.A.

          "Our Meat Can't be Beat."

          Go figure, You can't beat their meat!
          Yeah there's something similar in New Orleans.

          WAGNER'S MEAT: You can't beat Wagner's Meat!
          http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

          You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

          "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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          • Trancelucent One
            Addiction started
            • Jun 2004
            • 295

            #6
            A septic business: #1 or #2: We want all your business...it used to say #1 in a #2 business.

            A glass repair place: Call the Glass Doctor, we fix your paynes....I always thought that one was pretty clever!
            ~Pam

            I like it dark and dirty!!!

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            • colonelwings
              Fresh Peossy
              • Jun 2004
              • 9

              #7
              Re:: Store Slogans

              on a flowershop in melbourne aust...
              said GIVE HER SOME TODAY

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              • MJDub
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 2765

                #8
                Re:: Store Slogans

                For a garbage company:

                Our business stinks, but it's picking up.
                http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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