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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    THE ARISTOCRATS



    http://www.thinkfilmcompany.com/films/thearistocrats/

    100 top comedians tell their own version of the fabled "Aristocrats" joke... here's a sample from the creators of South Park, Matt Stone & Trey Parker (who ARE in the film):

    I NEED TO SEE THIS FILM! Out August 12, 2005.
  • FogJuice
    Fresh Peossy
    • Feb 2005
    • 35

    #2
    Re: THE ARISTOCRATS

    oh... i thought this was gonna be about the aristoCATS...

    btw, that was a pretty lame joke. i'm not really into jokes about scat, pedophelia, incest, etc...

    there are so many other things to laugh at... such as clowns for one...

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    • FogJuice
      Fresh Peossy
      • Feb 2005
      • 35

      #3
      Re: THE ARISTOCRATS

      update:

      so i was curious what the point of this joke was... and 10 minutes later i find out there is none.

      it's a template joke. it starts out with a family trying to get their act booked and ends with the talent agent learning that the name of the familie's act is called, "the aristocrats".

      the "comedian" telling the joke is allowed to fill in whatever filth he/she needs to describe the familie's act.

      here are a few examples:




      sorry, i just honestly think this is the lowest form of humor. and it's really not too funny at all. it's rather disgusting that some people manifest these types of thoughts.

      oh well... whatever floats your boat... ukey smiley:

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      • FogJuice
        Fresh Peossy
        • Feb 2005
        • 35

        #4
        Re: THE ARISTOCRATS

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        • picklemonkey
          Double hoodie beer monster
          • Jun 2004
          • 15373

          #5
          Originally posted by picklemonkey
          100 top comedians tell their own version of the fabled "Aristocrats" joke...
          Originally posted by FogJuice
          it's a template joke. it starts out with a family trying to get their act booked and ends with the talent agent learning that the name of the familie's act is called, "the aristocrats".
          the "comedian" telling the joke is allowed to fill in whatever filth he/she needs to describe the familie's act.
          is there an echo in here? You don't have to think it's funny if you don't want to, but maaany people do think it's funny. Comedy is about pushing limits and saying what most people don't normally discuss... not about clowns. if you don't like it, that's cool... but don't say it's the lowest form of humour out there.


          Originally posted by http://www.lnreview.co.uk/media/journal/001842.php
          Originally posted by Penn Jillette
          "This South Park clip is not even in the top 5 for dirtiest."

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          • MJDub
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 2765

            #6


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            You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

            "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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            • FogJuice
              Fresh Peossy
              • Feb 2005
              • 35

              #7
              Re: THE ARISTOCRATS

              ok sorry.

              it's not my thing...

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              • sheryar
                Getting Somewhere
                • Jul 2004
                • 167

                #8
                Re: THE ARISTOCRATS

                hmmm i havent heard of it.

                anything by the creators of southpark must be funny.
                sheryar

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                • toasty
                  Sir Toastiness
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6585

                  #9
                  Re: THE ARISTOCRATS

                  Originally posted by FogJuice
                  so i was curious what the point of this joke was... and 10 minutes later i find out there is none.
                  That's actually kinda the point. It started as a ramped up version of those jokes that are supposed to be funny, mostly to the teller, because they make the listener sit through an incredibly long-winded story to reach a non-existent punchline. That it is also extremely raunchy ups the ante, and it has over the years become a badge of honor amongst comedians to see who could come up with the raunchiest version.

                  Certainly not funny to everyone, but once you know that the goal is not to actually tell a funny joke but to be as offensive as possible, you can at least look at it in the proper light.

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                  • shosh
                    Banned
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4668

                    #10
                    the first time i watched cartman's version i thought it was gross... now whenever i watch it i laugh my ass off...

                    i think its going to be a fuckin great movie

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                    • djprieto
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 222

                      #11
                      Re: THE ARISTOCRATS

                      My boss told me about this movie yesterday. At first I had no clue what he was talking about as I never heard about "the aristocrats joke". After doing some websurfing I came to understand what the movie is all about and I can't wait for it to come out... Just to think that I get to hear Robin Williams, John Stewart, George Carlin, etc do their version of the joke, it's worth the ticket... Personally, I think it is going to be one of the funniest movies ever..
                      Infinity is just a state of mind..

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                      • remoh
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2466

                        #12
                        never heard of the aristocrat joke ...i'll check it out and let you know what i think
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                        • djprieto
                          Getting Somewhere
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 222

                          #13
                          Re: THE ARISTOCRATS


                          Infinity is just a state of mind..

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                          • picklemonkey
                            Double hoodie beer monster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 15373

                            #14
                            Re: THE ARISTOCRATS

                            Originally posted by djprieto
                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats
                            http://chokeacheerleader.com/2004/10/aristocrats.html
                            HELL YEAH! Trey's own interpretation too

                            As performed by Trey Parker himself:
                            http://homepage.mac.com/franklinrh/....ristocrats.mp3
                            :ROFLMAO:

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                            • MJDub
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2765

                              #15
                              at Parker.
                              http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                              You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                              "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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