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your life is an occasion, rise to it.
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Guy: "What's your name?"
Peter: "uhhhhhh...."
*looks around to try making up a fake name*
Peter: "Pea..."
*frantically looks around some more*
Peter: "tear..."
*keeps looking for ideas*
Peter: "Griffin!"
Peter: "heheh... sucker.
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MAN: Sir would you mind getting your van off the diving board?
PETER: That's my son.
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You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."Comment
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Re: pickle and family guy fans
form of ....jayna's tampon
(hops into her purse)
now i play the waiting game.your life is an occasion, rise to it.
Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
download that. deep shit listed there
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Re: pickle and family guy fans
The A-Ha reference last night was great!
Lois: Chris, where were you?
Chris: I don't know!I am no cyberwhore...
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Re: pickle and family guy fans
^^^^ hell yeah.. that was classic.
I'm a big fan of the chicken fights and the evil monkey.
such a good show."A man has to believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer."
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