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  • FM
    Wooooooo!
    • Jun 2004
    • 5361

    I want this parrot...

    LONDON (AFP) - A foul-mouthed parrot previously owned by a lorry driver has been banished from public areas in a British animal sanctuary after repeatedly embarrassing his keepers, they said.

    Barney, a five-year-old Macaw, is now kept indoors at Warwickshire Animal Sanctuary in Nuneaton, central England, when outsiders visit after abusing dignitaries with swearword-littered insults.

    "He's told a lady mayoress to f..(expletive) off and he told a lady vicar: 'And you can f... off as well'," sanctuary worker Stacey Clark said.

    Nor did the forces of law and order escape, she added.

    "Two policemen came to have a look at the centre. He told them: 'And you can f... off you two wankers'."

    Clark said sanctuary workers believed Barney either picked up the phrases from television or was taught them by his previous owner, a lorry driver who emigrated to Spain.

    "He does say 'Hello, big boy' and 'Thank you' when you give him a biscuit," she added.

    "But it's mainly naughty words and always to the wrong people. We're trying to teach him not to swear. Macaws are very intelligent birds."
    FM

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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    #2
    Re: I want this parrot...

    Originally posted by FM
    He told them: 'And you can f... off you two wankers'."
    I want that bird. bad.

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    • Corven
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 4080

      #3
      Re: I want this parrot...

      Originally posted by FM
      "He's told a lady mayoress to f..(expletive) off and he told a lady vicar: 'And you can f... off as well'," sanctuary worker Stacey Clark said.
      i want to see him do it to the queen. that would be hilarious
      I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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      • vibe
        Gold Gabber
        • Aug 2004
        • 702

        #4
        Re: I want this parrot...

        damn bird

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