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  • esef
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1717

    I just hosted my first house party...

    ...which could be deemed a success though not flawless. My tendencies toward self-sabotage and humiliation could not be kept completely at bay. I was notoriously late and ill prepared, I managed to douse myself with soda water, dropped a drink on someone, and was ridiculed for my seeming inability to tie a knot - but by the end, I had a relatively firm command of things. I even managed to raise some money for the campaign ... though I credit the candidate for that. Apparently, this has earned me the title of ... well, I forget the exact wording but I know "official" was in there somewhere. So I am officially official - whatever the hell that means. It also means that I get to speak on behalf of the candidate in my part of the state (scary, because it is a hugely important part) ... which has led to my very first radio talk show engagement. I will be live in the studio as a representative ... and if I come out of this without having a panic attack or losing control of my bodily functions - I will be amazed. The candidate has expressed utmost confidence in me ... I think he'll live to regret it. I have some homework to do - so I'll let you know how it goes.

    and blah and blah and blah


    3-time Breakspoll nominated in the 'Best Website' category
  • konfussion
    Getting Somewhere
    • Jun 2004
    • 167

    #2
    Re: I just hosted my first house party...

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    • Pataky P
      asdf_imo
      • Jun 2004
      • 1966

      #3
      Re: I just hosted my first house party...

      Nice Story!I like it!Thanks!

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      • asdf_admin
        i use to be important
        • Jun 2004
        • 12798

        #4
        Re: I just hosted my first house party...

        esef did you get laid? that is official. when a demon girl sniffer's a line of candy snow of your boom boom stick and perhaps everything disappears for a few moments. (long story)
        dead, yet alive.

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        • esef
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1717

          #5
          what's laid?

          Nice girl! she likes her! Thanks!

          i miss ole Miss...


          3-time Breakspoll nominated in the 'Best Website' category

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          • asdf_admin
            i use to be important
            • Jun 2004
            • 12798

            #6
            Re: I just hosted my first house party...

            laid ... checks webster.

            "1 : to beat or strike down with force"
            dead, yet alive.

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            • Yao
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Jun 2004
              • 8167

              #7
              Re: I just hosted my first house party...

              Esef, you always crack me up crazy Yank. At least you've been official once in your life. You can die a happy man now.
              Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

              There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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              • esef
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 1717

                #8


                3-time Breakspoll nominated in the 'Best Website' category

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                • hypoluxxa
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3371

                  #9
                  Re: I just hosted my first house party...

                  I wasn't invited... I wonder if esef is trying to tell me something

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