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i found this link detailing the orgins, theroies, and details of what people call the the worlds best or dirtiest joke.
recently the SouthPark boys did their own rendition which I downloaded but was unable to post. since then the site has removed it. if you find the southpark version please post it. its by far the raunchiest things cartman has ever said.
once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."
just saw this again, and the cartman version is seriously one of the most offensive, funny, fe2w minutes of comedy, topped only by the Jim Norton (opie and anthony) version from XM radio where HE TOOK IT WAY OVER THE TOP. to the point where i wasnt even laughing, just felt like i was staring at a dead body.
your life is an occasion, rise to it.
Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
download that. deep shit listed there
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