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....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
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Yes. Assbag IMO.http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl." -
Damn Newbie, what an asshat.Common Sense is not Common at all.Comment
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Statement: He was only asking a question.
...and we were all newbies once!
A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.Comment
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^ Yes, but his assbaggery is undeniable.http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."Comment
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from: www.urbandictionary.com
assbag
1. A term of endearment used to excite one's lover into a passionate frenzy.
2. The man or woman who often uses the above-mentioned term (see #1).
3. The man or woman who often falls for the above-mentioned assbag (see #2).
(1)"Walk with me, my sweet assbag, through vast fields of nasturtiums, and our love will resonate for eternity."
(2)Only an assbag would say "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."
(3)Only an assbag would date someone who says "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.Comment
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Putz.
http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."Comment
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Re: 'that guy' unappreciation thread
i got arsey cos i asked a relatively serious question and got a fuckwitted response . if i wanted juvenile replies i would of posted somewhere elseComment
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Re: 'that guy' unappreciation thread
Actually...you did post in the right place for that!Originally posted by bart_smastard
A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.Comment
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Re: 'that guy' unappreciation thread
mjdumb is a very courageous i applaud him .. he enters into a battle of wit and humour unarmedComment
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Re: 'that guy' unappreciation thread
once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time
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If everybody was as serious and pissy as this ass, we'd have had a nuclear holocaust years ago.http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."Comment
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Re: 'that guy' unappreciation thread
i really miss the ol chat section.....we need to bring that back!!
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We need more cowbell.http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."Comment
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