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I just got back from Ty Tek tonight... and once again, i was reminded of how much i hate "the circle." Ty tek was pretty good; Iexpected better based on past epxeriences, but I'llfgive him a 7/10 for this performanc.e he started off with bad clubby shjit, like some eurithmics remixes & the likes, but ended with quality stuff. anyways, back to The Circle
thisis something i've always attributed to Kansas City, but i'm not sure if every city suffers fromthis or not (hence the poll). Basically, about ahlfway through any party the crowd will form a circle RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DANCEFLOOR, every person facing the center of the circle, and will continuously watch the center of the circle while some random douche walks to the middle and starts dancing/breakdancing/looking like a turd in front of the rest of the crowd. once the random douche gets out of the circle, another random douche decides to compete against Random Douche #1 in some stupid dance-off-type shhit. repeat until half an hour passes and a big group of drunkards unknownigly step into the center of the circle and break it up.
during this Ty Tek show, I watched teh circle form twice! pain in the ass. the first time, I caught it starting to form early on... so I jumped right into the middle of it and just stood there listening to the music. before I know it, oneof my friends treis pulling me out of it because i'm "in the way," but she didn't realize it was intentional. I looked over,k and the circle had "moved" slightly to my right, and there were the dancers... looking as great as ever. i started pulling friends in with me to try ending the circle before it got to big, but it continued to grow, and grow, and grow. eventually, some dude was dancing, and pulled some fucking south-park-one-handed-move in front of me, staring me in the eyes like he was a badass. what a fucking douche. of course, I smile at the little douche and act like I have no clue that I'm standing in the middle of his precious 15-minutes-of-weekly-fame ring, when the whole time I keep inching closer and closer toward teh cetner. of course, because 1) it's always the same 2-4 people that start thje circle at every event, and 2) it's just stupid as fuck, it annoys the fuck out of me every time it forms. 45 minutes later, the stupid thing formed again, and again I find myself inching closer and closer to the circle, then inward in the circle trying to make it die to avoid some bad scene from the movie "You Got Serve"d.
So is this a Kansas City thing? Who else suffers from The Circle?
thisis something i've always attributed to Kansas City, but i'm not sure if every city suffers fromthis or not (hence the poll). Basically, about ahlfway through any party the crowd will form a circle RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DANCEFLOOR, every person facing the center of the circle, and will continuously watch the center of the circle while some random douche walks to the middle and starts dancing/breakdancing/looking like a turd in front of the rest of the crowd. once the random douche gets out of the circle, another random douche decides to compete against Random Douche #1 in some stupid dance-off-type shhit. repeat until half an hour passes and a big group of drunkards unknownigly step into the center of the circle and break it up.
during this Ty Tek show, I watched teh circle form twice! pain in the ass. the first time, I caught it starting to form early on... so I jumped right into the middle of it and just stood there listening to the music. before I know it, oneof my friends treis pulling me out of it because i'm "in the way," but she didn't realize it was intentional. I looked over,k and the circle had "moved" slightly to my right, and there were the dancers... looking as great as ever. i started pulling friends in with me to try ending the circle before it got to big, but it continued to grow, and grow, and grow. eventually, some dude was dancing, and pulled some fucking south-park-one-handed-move in front of me, staring me in the eyes like he was a badass. what a fucking douche. of course, I smile at the little douche and act like I have no clue that I'm standing in the middle of his precious 15-minutes-of-weekly-fame ring, when the whole time I keep inching closer and closer toward teh cetner. of course, because 1) it's always the same 2-4 people that start thje circle at every event, and 2) it's just stupid as fuck, it annoys the fuck out of me every time it forms. 45 minutes later, the stupid thing formed again, and again I find myself inching closer and closer to the circle, then inward in the circle trying to make it die to avoid some bad scene from the movie "You Got Serve"d.
So is this a Kansas City thing? Who else suffers from The Circle?
just like the southpark episode start into their routine that follows the beat of their own drummer. More than half the time the people watching the circle can't follow the music either so it works out great the breakers. turns the night into a circus, "...... and in this ring we have BD Douche Bag.... ". what ya gotta do is randomly spill water/beer into puddles over the floor in club the wetter the floor the less head spins 
I did that... but I don't remember if I did it before circle #2 
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