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  • NastyD
    Gold Gabber
    • Jun 2004
    • 614

    Is your child a Goth?

    Here is a list of warning signs, sent out by St. Mary's Catholic Church. And let's face it, St. Mary's Church has to be somewhere in America!



    If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
    Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord.
    Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence.
    Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

    -Frequently wears black clothing.

    -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

    -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

    -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
    reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.

    -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

    -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

    -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

    -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

    -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

    -Takes drugs.

    -Drinks alcohol.

    -Is suicidal and/or depressed.

    -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
    Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
    center.)

    -Complains of boredom.

    -Sleeps too excessively or too little.

    -Is excessively awake during the night.

    -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

    -Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

    -Spends large amounts of time alone.

    -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

    -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

    -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

    -Misbehaves at school.

    -Misbehaves at home.

    -Eats excessively or too little.

    -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

    -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

    -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

    -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

    -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

    -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

    -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

    -Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

    -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

    -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
    phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

    -Claims to be a goth.

    If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.
    The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.




    Hinduism??? Buddism??? Count Dracula Cereal???
    An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
  • Yao
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 8167

    #2
    Re: Is your child a Goth?

    LOSERS.

    Go sit happy in your safe church and pray the sky doesn't fall down on you. Happy to say I know a few religious people that actually have a life and are fun to talk to or to be with (ain't that right keyboard?).
    Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

    There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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    • sono
      Gold Gabber
      • Aug 2004
      • 515

      #3
      Re: Is your child a Goth?

      can't stand goths, alot of teens go through a goth 'phase' then they wake up later in their life and realise how dumb they really look.

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      • 3d_1200
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 1127

        #4
        Re: Is your child a Goth?

        the south park episode where they showed the goth kids was maybe one of the funniest things i've ever seen.
        http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/...ad.php?t=24706

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        • rewing3
          I really don't care
          • Jun 2004
          • 5504

          #5
          Goth kids are hillarious. So easy to make fun of.
          Common Sense is not Common at all.

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          • MetroSoul
            Getting Somewhere
            • Feb 2005
            • 175

            #6
            Re: Is your child a Goth?

            holy smokes... acording to another redarded catholic based checklist, i'm now gothic, who knew! wait untill i tell all my colleauges at the office or my buddies at school.
            Groove is in the air

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            • thesightless
              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
              • Jun 2004
              • 13567

              #7
              Re: Is your child a Goth?

              LOL, I GUESS im gothic.
              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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              • Pataky P
                asdf_imo
                • Jun 2004
                • 1966

                #8
                Re: Is your child a Goth?

                I haven't child..sorry.. :cry:

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                • Corven
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4080

                  #9
                  Re: Is your child a Goth?





                  i swear thats the most hilarious piece of bullcrap i've heard in awhile ... its funny how they condemn almost everything thats outside the physical boundary of the church.

                  i guess we're all goths now
                  I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                  • hypoluxxa
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 3371

                    #10
                    Re: Is your child a Goth?

                    Here's a little reminder from my goth past:



                    Oh and come to think of it my wife too... We met at a club called Stigmata, and had our first kiss at Perversion. My favorite club was Sinamatic.

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                    • maddlingo
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 1035

                      #11
                      Re: Is your child a Goth?

                      Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
                      :ROFLMAO:
                      "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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                      • asdf_admin
                        i use to be important
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12798

                        #12
                        Re: Is your child a Goth?

                        i frankly do not like to get into these threads. but this is a little much for me. i am not sure why this was even posted because it was created to go towards believers not haters. this post is not even applicable to most of you, so of course it is absurd. like a bunch of fucking car mechanics talking about brain surgery.

                        another note, it is nice to know that such an intelligent community can bash culture, race, religion, creed and etc. Religion is a choice, not a must. I have learned to respect differences not bash or condemn them. this is not my place nor is it the church.

                        a religion is a connection that is tied directly to a person. some religions decide to share their beliefs and values together, some do not. i do not believe in preaching, but i also do not think of anyone less because their belief is different. it is just outrageous.

                        frankly disgusting what some of you wrote and you should be ashamed. i would never disrespect any of you like that.

                        because it is some ones spiritual thingy, my respect is given. i am not even believe the same, but because that person does, i have class and show respect.

                        sad how some of you people think, and act upon premature thoughts as young/adults. a five year old has more class then some of you people.

                        R E S P E C T goes a long way.
                        dead, yet alive.

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                        • hypoluxxa
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 3371

                          #13
                          Re: Is your child a Goth?

                          Originally posted by asdf_admin
                          i frankly do not like to get into these threads. but this is a little much for me. i am not sure why this was even posted because it was created to go towards believers not haters. this post is not even applicable to most of you, so of course it is absurd. like a bunch of fucking car mechanics talking about brain surgery.

                          another note, it is nice to know that such an intelligent community can bash culture, race, religion, creed and etc. Religion is a choice, not a must. I have learned to respect differences not bash or condemn them. this is not my place nor is it the church.

                          a religion is a connection that is tied directly to a person. some religions decide to share their beliefs and values together, some do not. i do not believe in preaching, but i also do not think of anyone less because their belief is different. it is just outrageous.

                          frankly disgusting what some of you wrote and you should be ashamed. i would never disrespect any of you like that.

                          because it is some ones spiritual thingy, my respect is given. i am not even believe the same, but because that person does, i have class and show respect.

                          sad how some of you people think, and act upon premature thoughts as young/adults. a five year old has more class then some of you people.

                          R E S P E C T goes a long way.
                          I'm sorry but if anyone lumps in Buddhism with "Dangerous cults" that is laughable. When did Philosophy turn evil? I know enough to know that is ridiculous.

                          -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

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                          • asdf_admin
                            i use to be important
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 12798

                            #14
                            Re: Is your child a Goth?

                            i understand. it is just some of these comments were plain nuts.
                            dead, yet alive.

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                            • hypoluxxa
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 3371

                              #15
                              Re: Is your child a Goth?

                              Originally posted by asdf_admin
                              i understand. it is just some of these comments were plain nuts.
                              Oh okay. I get ya bro.

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