a new religion

[bart_smastard]

right i'm fed up of ppl arguing about religion lets create one of our own
all we need is:
10 commandments
12 prophets/deciples
a few hymms
we may have to contract out for 3 wise men :wink: just kidding
mjdub could be our virgin :wink: not kidding
some loud mouth shouting nonsense . picklemonkey springs to mind
a common enemy .. always brings communities together
a couple of miracles ( something like "prog is dead" not bing raised in a topic for a week or two) or (ibizian clubs slash prices)
too late to think of more requirements feel free to add them too

[frisky]

Re: a new religion

Funny you said "lets create our own..."

Thats EXACTLY what all those "prophets" said all those many many many years ago..... No, Im not an atheist but agnostic... Religion is just such an outdated concept IMO...

f.

[picklemonkey]

imo, religion is meant to explain things that people don't understand. after thousands of years of science and discovery, I'd think people should realize that they don't need religion anymore. but they do, so I let them

agnostic +1

[bart_smastard]

Re: a new religion

come on guys show a lil enthusiasm, isn't it the case that churches parishoners donate 5% of their income to their church .also u get to tell ppl how to live thier lives and the catholic church has to cover up more sex scandals than almost all major goverments combined
MONEY
POWER
SEX
also i would like the comandments to be thow shall do, not thow shall not do
gotta make it fun ..
maybe i should of started all this with THE LORD CAME TO ME IN A VISION LAST NIGHT AND SAID "BART GO TELL MY CHILDREN" ect.ect.

[picklemonkey]

that's why no new religions have started lately imo... people aren't gullible enough to believe any new stories any more. they just believe in the ones that have been believe for so long they just assume it's a reality.

[frisky]

Re: a new religion

^^^^ Exactly.

If Scientology was founded in 300BC, it would be a "real" religion by now... Tom Cruise was just about 2000 years too late ... hahah.

f.

[3d_1200]

Re: a new religion

Funny you said "lets create our own..."

Thats EXACTLY what all those "prophets" said all those many many many years ago..... No, Im not an atheist but agnostic... Religion is just such an outdated concept IMO...

f.

i completly concur.

[bart_smastard]

Re: a new religion

i'm pretty sure there are plenty of suckers out there just waiting for a foolish cause to pump their money into .. and dumb blondes are in abundance too . i think we need some deciples that can woo the ignorant masses .. any suggestions ?

[Kobe]

Re: a new religion

#1: Thou shall not listen to Tiesto

[bart_smastard]

Re: a new religion

maybe i gotta give the the easily persuaded a picture of the afterlife they shall be rewarded with
in the kingdom of heaven there will be
:a brand new kickass prog track released every hour
:all headphones and in ear devices last for eternity and neva blow
:windows neva crashes or needs updates ( and microsoft is a freindly company up in heaven)
:feilds of skunk and cocoa plants surround every town .and E trees blosom in every garden
:u can rewind time ( for when u say the wrong thing at the wrong time and u get THAT EXPRESSION FROM HER/HIM )
:when u say FUCKOFF to children/teens they actualy get the fuck away
:no one eva seems to notice when ure picking ure nose
:no one eva wakes b4 you
:t.v. only repeats the things u wanted to see but missed the first time
please add more
btw hell consists of other ppl's alarm clocks and kids screeming constantly . only eva broken by seriously loud happy hardcore and R n B covers of sixties tracks and .and it's full of the french . only thing there to eat are things the ppl in china call a delicacy

[3d_1200]

Re: a new religion

it's splled E-V-E-R.

[bart_smastard]

Re: a new religion

it's splled E-V-E-R.

wtf? i thought it was spelled not splled .or was that irony/sarcasm .. or fucktardness .. i have no idea


anyhows in my heaven all words are splled/spelled phoneticaly

[3d_1200]

Re: a new religion

i'm not totally a fan of spelling, but pronounciation isn't a bad thing.

every time i read eva i thought of...

[bart_smastard]

Re: a new religion


she wakes u up each morning and gives u a bed bath in my heaven too

[daveman]

Re: a new religion

it's splled E-V-E-R.

thank you darling!