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Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this
logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1..) "The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past &
present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those
'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.
2..) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the
Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want
us there. We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the
fence.
3..) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give
them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or where
they are..
They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4..) All future visitors will be thoroughly
checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from
a terrorist nation will be allowed
in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
would never be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.
5..) No foreign "students" over age 21. The
older ones are the bombers. If they don't
attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
home baby.
6..) The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.
7..) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel!
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some
place else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8..) If there is a famine or other natural
catastrophe in the world, we will not
"interfere." They can pray to Allah or
whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
they need. Besides most of what we give them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who
need it most get very little, if anything.
9..) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
some place. We don't need the spies and fair
weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn
it...or LEAVE.....
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying
'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled
masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
If you agree with the above forward it to
friend.......... If not, and
I would be amazed,
DELETE it !!!!!
logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1..) "The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past &
present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those
'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.
2..) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the
Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want
us there. We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the
fence.
3..) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give
them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or where
they are..
They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4..) All future visitors will be thoroughly
checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from
a terrorist nation will be allowed
in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
would never be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.
5..) No foreign "students" over age 21. The
older ones are the bombers. If they don't
attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
home baby.
6..) The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.
7..) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel!
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some
place else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8..) If there is a famine or other natural
catastrophe in the world, we will not
"interfere." They can pray to Allah or
whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
they need. Besides most of what we give them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who
need it most get very little, if anything.
9..) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
some place. We don't need the spies and fair
weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn
it...or LEAVE.....
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying
'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled
masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
If you agree with the above forward it to
friend.......... If not, and
I would be amazed,
DELETE it !!!!!
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