guess who is back to stay this time

[cowardly dj]

ME




to those who knew me Hello and whassap

to those who do not know who I am.... you better get educated quick cause I have over a years worth of no ms to catch up on and someone is going to get hit hard with my fury which has built up and built up due to no contact with the best forum in the cosmos

strap yourselves in and lets do this

[tiddles]

see you in a year!

[asdf_admin]

Re: guess who is back to stay this time

welcome back duderz.

[Jibgolly]

why were you in jail for a year?

[daveman]

Re: guess who is back to stay this time

oh man, i was hoping it was Tiesto with a new tour or CD.

-welcome back

[lmmadic]

Re: guess who is back to stay this time

welcome back dude have fun

[LV-8]

Re: guess who is back to stay this time

He's not cowardly any more. RUN & HIDE!!!!!!

[cowardly dj]

Re: guess who is back to stay this time

i took a year and a half off and walked from NYC to LA and back as a promotion for my new toe nail clippers I invented

[Jibgolly]

did you save your clippings?
and will you be selling them on ebay?

[skahound]

So in other words your girlfriend dumped you eh? Welcome back. Isn't it about time for Psynce to make his yearly appearance as well?

[miketpoto]

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Beware my wrath... I'm so intensely dedicated to MercuryNation that I completely gave up Pussy. Cold Turkey....

Its as though I never even cared for it in some way.....

...like in a faggy way I suppose...

[cowardly dj]

did you save your clippings?
and will you be selling them on ebay?

see thats the thing about my new clippers................ they do not leave clippings

jees guys come on. You have seen how old clippers send those nails flying in all directions and you can never find them. How many of you have stuck your hand in a friends couch cushions looking for change when they are not around only to pull up the thickest, crustiest, monst yellow toe nail clipping you have ever seen in your life. Well fear no more you trusted couch diggers. I have eliminated the clipping all together.

Some people have suggested I sell them for 29.99 as they are just that good. But I feel that this should be available to all who desire it. So I will not be selling them for 29.99. Not even 19.99. You say? Well try this on for size. I will be putting them on the market for only 9.99

Simply amazing isnt it? But wait.... there's more. As a special offer I am extending to the first 100 customers, If you pay with cash you will get a nifty carrying case FREE. That is a 19.99 value in itself for absolutely FREE.

How is this possible you say? Well it is a fine line between wealth and poverty and I am tap dancing on it as we speak with my fine line eraser in hand.

Well in the spirit of brotherhood for all mankind I am going to make this opffer even better. How you ask. Well as a special salute to those who read this I will throw in a handy DVD with step by step instructions on how to clip your toenails effectively.

THAT IS A 79.99 VALUE FOLKS FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Amazing isnt it. Over 100 dollars of product for only 9.99.

But hurry while this offer still stands.









disclaimer:
I make no claims to solve any funkus fungus or any disorder caused by anything that can go wrong with your feet. Satisfaction and results may vary greatly from individual to individual. No refunds. All sales are final.

Possible side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, bloating, headache, uncontrollable flatulants, blurrd vision, and in a few cases death.

[miketpoto]

Satisfaction and results may vary greatly from individual to individual. No refunds. All sales are final.

Possible side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, bloating, headache, uncontrollable flatulants, blurrd vision, and in a few cases death.

Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, Satisfaction.... Toenail Satisfaction.

You forgot to offer.... "we wanna get some word of mouth advertising out there, so if you promise to tell a friend about our product, I'll include a complimentary butt plug in a color of your choice. All you have to do is pay for the shipping and sit on it upon arrival."

[rewing3]

Welcome back & enjoy your stay.

[Civic_Zen]

Re: guess who is back to stay this time

I've been absent for a while too, and I'm now back. Whats up all!