POLITICAL JOKES THREAD

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  • delirious
    Addiction started
    • Jun 2004
    • 288

    POLITICAL JOKES THREAD

    Letterman's Top Ten List: Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11":

    10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing

    9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

    8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

    7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

    6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger

    5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

    4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

    3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

    2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

    1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball
  • Civic_Zen
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1116

    #2
    Does anyone find these Top 10 lists of Letterman's funny?? His show is such a yawn fest.
    "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus (55-117 A.D.)
    "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
    - Thomas Jefferson

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    • Galapidate
      Addiction started
      • Jun 2004
      • 366

      #3
      They used to be funny.


      Q: Why did the segway scooter throw off President Bush?

      A: He wouldn't stop saying "Let's roll."

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      • Steve Graham
        DJ Jelly
        • Jun 2004
        • 12887

        #4
        Re:: POLITICAL JOKES THREAD


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        • factorg
          Addiction started
          • Jun 2004
          • 265

          #5
          ^^
          "..truth has a habit of marching on.."

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          • Villu
            Fresh Peossy
            • Jul 2004
            • 15

            #6
            Re:: POLITICAL JOKES THREAD

            Comparison:
            There's no difference between politicians and bull sperm..only one in a thousand works!

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            • Steve Graham
              DJ Jelly
              • Jun 2004
              • 12887

              #7
              this was on the old board, but i thought it was funny.

              Q. What do crabs and Osama Bin Ladin have in common?

              A They both irritate Bush

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              • MJDub
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 2765

                #8
                Read my sig.
                http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                • delirious
                  Addiction started
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 288

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MJDub
                  Read my sig.
                  Love it

                  Disclaimer: This is a joke. I am in no way trying to defame Chimps.

































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                  • Jenks
                    I'm kind of a big deal.
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 10250

                    #10

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