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  • LV-8
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1167

    HUH?????

    So I get this e-mail. It's some advertisement for some financing company byt read what was at the bottom of the e-mail. WTF can anyone tell me what that's all about.


    We are happy to present you with six deals from four different brokers.

    Please remember that there is no commitment required on your part, and
    your credit is not an issue.

    Please validate your information with our secure and private database
    to ensure our records are up to date and accurate.



    Have a good day.

    Sincerely,

    Zelma Garrison
    Customer Service Rep.
    eMLL Inc.

    Self-proclaimed "experts" have been seen dancing with the elephants.
    Federal agents praise the wives. Gerbils are more fun than
    herpetologists. Peanut butter eaters long to be ogres.
    Housewives donate their bodies to perverts. Celloists invented
    baseball pitchers. VCR owners work for schoolkids. Japanese movie monsters abuse the clowns.
  • Steve Graham
    DJ Jelly
    • Jun 2004
    • 12887

    #2
    Re: HUH?????

    hmm, Sign ME UP!

    this doesnt look dodgy at all, lol

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    • LV-8
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 1167

      #3
      Re: HUH?????

      HAHA!! just got the same e-mail from another dude and this one says.

      Supreme Court judges own caffeine addicts. Dance therapists usually
      date Vikings. Pediatricians fight over the babies. Grandfathers are
      really tax collectors! Liars punish alcoholics. Barbeque lovers are better looking than mothers. Psychiatrists tease puppets. What if people found out that lion tamers scratch the faces of punks?

      Things that make you go hmmmmmm.

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      • skahound
        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
        • Jun 2004
        • 11411

        #4
        It's an encrypted message telling you stop looking at gay porn.
        A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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        • LV-8
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1167

          #5
          Re: HUH?????

          Damn how did they know???

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          • daveman
            I love the colors!!!
            • Jul 2005
            • 1221

            #6
            Re: HUH?????

            i once got an email with "dog fart sluts" as the subject.

            i'm willing to bet it was more legit than whatever that guys selling.
            once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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            • skahound
              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
              • Jun 2004
              • 11411

              #7
              Here's the one I just got:

              some of the happiest hours of my existence fleeted by. sufficient clearness that there was obduracy somewhere in the firm,
              agreeable beverage for which he was famous. I had the pleasure, on have died for, and would die for now - shes gone.
              put her hand to her frock, gave a sudden cry, and ran to the dog.
              earnestness that thrilled me. Yet her voice was just as quiet as
              so, with some natural pain, as all men did. But that it would have thoroughfare out of which that by-way turned, there was a temporary
              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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              • cowardly dj
                ZangerBob
                • Jun 2004
                • 645

                #8
                Originally posted by skahound
                It's an encrypted message telling you stop looking at gay porn.

                Sweet Jimenys that is hilarious

                is it true
                Greatly rejoicing in following God as a freedom not a choice.

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