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when a movie star rents a house down the street from you...
Screw all that, you need to be coming up with schemes to steal Angelina away when she visits.
yeah like club her over her head and take her back to your cave.
actually she might like that.
just tell her you got a few kids that she could adopt.
"Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
Live like it's Heaven on Earth."
Re: when a movie star rents a house down the street from you
Well near my house lives a famous local guy and when you see him , is a normal guy like you and me, but people realice they are diferent,the problem is when they see you upper shoulder,
Re: when a movie star rents a house down the street from you...
i met a lot of celeb's at a restaurant i worked at, the more you treat them like a normal person the better chance you have of chatten with them for a while and them being cool with you.
Re: when a movie star rents a house down the street from you...
Just tell him you have had a crush on him for ages but you've never done anything like that before and until you met him you thought you never wood.
Then tell him that your last girlfriend left you because she said your "friendship" with the pool boy Pablo was taking a turn for the worse.
Then deliver the line...
"So ever had amyl nitrate?"
Jib says:
he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
Originally posted by ace_dl
Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me
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