A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They
are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter
asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the
tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass
through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had
any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked
one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through
the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl
is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to
be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to
do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."
are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter
asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the
tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass
through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had
any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked
one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through
the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl
is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to
be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to
do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."
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