BRITNEY POPPED

[bart_smastard]

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on the subject of daft names .. where are all the 40 somethings that were born in the sixties called moonbeam and starchild ect. there musta been about a million babies with daft names from the age of love . did they get name changes or go in hidding?

[hkgroove]

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on the subject of daft names .. where are all the 40 somethings that were born in the sixties called moonbeam and starchild ect. there musta been about a million babies with daft names from the age of love . did they get name changes or go in hidding?

My guess is with natural selection.

[picklemonkey]

they're out there.. we just don't see them because they were destined for failure from birth. just like London Spears Federline

[shosh]

NY Post reported the name was Preston Michael Spears Federline, or PMS Federline

[Kobe]

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god this is easy, the jokes just write themselves!

[daveman]

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on the subject of daft names .. where are all the 40 somethings that were born in the sixties called moonbeam and starchild ect. there musta been about a million babies with daft names from the age of love . did they get name changes or go in hidding?

any of the "love child" names probably stuck around for those born in the sixties until the mid eighties when Moonbeam the flower child became Steve the power broker yuppie.

back on the subject of Britany. how can a girl known for her belly button immediately opt for cesarian birth. just more for them to airbrush for her next album cover.

[hkgroove]

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Britney has a clause in her Music and Photography contracts which states she will not have a natural childbirth because of the possibility of an Event Horizon - bending the light and therefore distorting her pictures. She also wouldn't be able breast feed due to the potential of having her child sucked back in.

Christina A. has a similar clause as well as a no gang-bang / no DP clause.

[qwerty2222]

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this is news for me, didnt even know she was pregnant
who's the father?

[remoh]

^^ picklemonkey

[thesightless]

^^ picklemonkey

[picklemonkey]

[deepdarkandtribal]

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Jesus! You people are vicious......

You got to feel for the kid though...considering who his parents are and all that :?

[cwsiggy]

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I kinda like "Slave for You" Nice and slutty song.

[remoh]

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Jesus! You people are vicious......

You got to feel for the kid though...considering who his parents are and all that :?

hey, i met pickle's mon .. i thought she was pretty cool

[picklemonkey]

Me: "Orlando just got promoted"
Mom: "To what, mayor?!"