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  • daveman
    I love the colors!!!
    • Jul 2005
    • 1221
    #16
    Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

    What's the difference between a polythene bag and Michael Jackson?





    One is made of plastic and dangerous to children,
    the other is used to carry your shopping home!
    once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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      • Jenks
        I'm kind of a big deal.
        • Jun 2004
        • 10250
        #17
        Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

        wow, some good ones. I only have one, and it's terrible.

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          • Jenks
            I'm kind of a big deal.
            • Jun 2004
            • 10250
            #18
            Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

            oh what the hell, here goes: you all remember michael jackson holding his kid over the balcony a year or two ago? do you know why he was holding his kid over the balcony?


























            He was shaking all the cum out.





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              • Yao
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 8167
                #19
                Re: Micheal Jackson jokes



                holy shit Jenks, you just owned all other jokes in this topic...
                Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

                There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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                  • Bender420
                    Tickle me Elmo!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1512
                    #20
                    Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                    what do michael jackson and caviar have in common?


                    they both cum on little white crackers.
                    Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


                    "some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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                      • Jenks
                        I'm kind of a big deal.
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 10250
                        #21
                        Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                        ^that is awesome. lmao.

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                          • MJ
                            Here since 2002
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6560
                            #22
                            Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                            God damn it, he`s innocent ffs.
                            mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                            Silentium est aureum

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                              • drumdayz
                                Getting Somewhere
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 107
                                #23
                                Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                                whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and Cavair?

                                Nothing they both come on little white crackers

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                                  • Jenks
                                    I'm kind of a big deal.
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 10250
                                    #24
                                    Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                                    Do you know how you can tell if michael jackson is on a date?













                                    There is a tricycle parked in the driveway.

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                                      • Jenks
                                        I'm kind of a big deal.
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 10250
                                        #25
                                        Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                                        What do second place race horses and Michael Jackson have in common?



















                                        They both come in a little behind.

                                        Bada BING!

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                                          • clintlove
                                            Hey girl, ya Hungry?
                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 3264
                                            #26
                                            Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                                            Q: What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
                                            A: It's the little boy inside him.

                                            Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

                                            sigpic

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                                              • clintlove
                                                Hey girl, ya Hungry?
                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 3264
                                                #27
                                                Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                                                Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a Catholic priest?
                                                A: Nothing

                                                Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

                                                sigpic

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                                                  • Lrn
                                                    Are you Kidding me??
                                                    • Jan 2005
                                                    • 3233
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                                                    How do you know when its bed time at neverland?



                                                    when the big hand touches the little hand

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                                                      • asdf_admin
                                                        i use to be important
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 12798
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                                                        haha.
                                                        dead, yet alive.

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                                                          • LV-8
                                                            Platinum Poster
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 1167
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                                                            What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?

                                                            Michael Jackson's makeup.

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