MARTHA LOCKED UP!

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  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    MARTHA LOCKED UP!

    SENTECED TO PRISON...... HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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  • Steve Graham
    DJ Jelly
    • Jun 2004
    • 12887

    #2
    how long for?

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    • thesightless
      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
      • Jun 2004
      • 13567

      #3
      Re:: MARTHA LOCKED UP!

      5 MONTHS, 2 YEARS SUPERVISED PROBATION, AND 5 MORE MONTHS OF HOUSE ARREST AFTER RELEASE.
      your life is an occasion, rise to it.

      Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
      download that. deep shit listed there

      my dick is its own superhero.

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      • mixu
        Travel Guru Extraordinaire
        • Jun 2004
        • 1115

        #4
        Re:: MARTHA LOCKED UP!

        Five months in prison, two years of supervised probation and a $30,000 fine... ha!

        Martha Stewart was also sentenced to five months of home confinement. Her stockbroker received the same sentence.
        Ask me a question...

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        • hypoluxxa
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 3371

          #5
          Re: MARTHA LOCKED UP!

          Originally posted by thesightless
          SENTECED TO PRISON...... HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
          Tell us how you really feel?

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          • LV-8
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 1167

            #6
            Re:: MARTHA LOCKED UP!

            What pisses me off is that if it was some regular putz off the street, they would get alot more than 5 months.

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            • Neo
              Gold Gabber
              • Jun 2004
              • 663

              #7
              Re:: MARTHA LOCKED UP!

              I wonder how she's going to decorate her prison cell. That'll probably be one of her specials.

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              • Steve Graham
                DJ Jelly
                • Jun 2004
                • 12887

                #8
                I'm curious as to what sort of jail it/she will be at. I read she hired someone to prep her for jail. are you kidding me? Must be nice to have that sort of time to "get ready" for jail. You fucked up bitch, deal with it, do your time, and dont cheat again.. ermm, dont get caught :wink:

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                • Pataky P
                  asdf_imo
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1966

                  #9
                  Re:: MARTHA LOCKED UP!

                  Ohhh man this is Great!

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                  • thesightless
                    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13567

                    #10
                    Re:: MARTHA LOCKED UP!

                    how do you have someone prep you for jail??

                    do they beat you up, pee on the toilet, harass you?
                    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                    Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                    download that. deep shit listed there

                    my dick is its own superhero.

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                    • skahound
                      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 11411

                      #11
                      Originally posted by unome
                      I'm curious as to what sort of jail it/she will be at. I read she hired someone to prep her for jail. are you kidding me? Must be nice to have that sort of time to "get ready" for jail. You fucked up bitch, deal with it, do your time, and dont cheat again.. ermm, dont get caught :wink:
                      She will be placed at the Federal prison in Connecticut. They've been interviewing people on t.v. over the last few weeks that have been at that prison and they've said it's no cake walk. 2 people to a cell, bunk beds, no privacy. From the pictures of the inmates that are there now it doesn't appear to be one of those country club prisons for most white collar criminals.
                      A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                      • HoneyBearKelly
                        Addiction started
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 334

                        #12
                        Re:: MARTHA LOCKED UP!

                        The really funny thing about all this is that the stock she sold illegally for $22 a share is now worth $79 a share
                        Cat formerly known as Cheshire
                        *cue imperial death march"

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                        • Steve Graham
                          DJ Jelly
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 12887

                          #13
                          Price of a stock you illegally sold - $22.00

                          Fine for selling said stock - $30,000.00

                          Stock skyrocketing to $79.00 while you are locked up - Priceless

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                          • Neo
                            Gold Gabber
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 663

                            #14
                            Re:: MARTHA LOCKED UP!

                            Originally posted by thesightless
                            how do you have someone prep you for jail??

                            do they beat you up, pee on the toilet, harass you?
                            Clean those toilets with a toothbrush bitch? I meant your toothbrush but you don't get a new one!!!!!! Then brush your teeth!!!

                            Man, I would love to be the warden at that jail!!!!

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                            • Digital Junkie
                              Getting Somewhere
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 147

                              #15
                              Re:: MARTHA LOCKED UP!

                              Even though if it was some Joe Schmo and they should of diserved more - it is still pretty funny to see her have any jail time!

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