MARTHA LOCKED UP!

[swedetech]

I'm curious as to what sort of jail it/she will be at. I read she hired someone to prep her for jail. are you kidding me? Must be nice to have that sort of time to "get ready" for jail. You fucked up bitch, deal with it, do your time, and dont cheat again.. ermm, dont get caught :wink:

She will be placed at the Federal prison in Connecticut. They've been interviewing people on t.v. over the last few weeks that have been at that prison and they've said it's no cake walk. 2 people to a cell, bunk beds, no privacy. From the pictures of the inmates that are there now it doesn't appear to be one of those country club prisons for most white collar criminals.

and you know everybody is gonna be fucking with her big time! hahaha

[delirious]

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The really funny thing about all this is that the stock she sold illegally for $22 a share is now worth $79 a share

But I just can't believe how stupid she was to do it. Just after the Enron scandal and in such an obvious way

[FM]

this caption was under her photo in the NY Times article...

"After her sentencing, Martha Stewart urged people to buy her magazine, and advertisers to keep purchasing ads."

[Steve Graham]

this caption was under her photo in the NY Times article...

"After her sentencing, Martha Stewart urged people to buy her magazine, and advertisers to keep purchasing ads."

Are you kidding? she makes me sick. i hope she goes broke whilst in the slammer.

[papa_giorgio]

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she been hit by..uh uh..she been struck by...a smooth criminal.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeee! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! dah dah dah!

[palmer]

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http://www.worth1000.com/entries/42000/4225457Wt_w.jpg

SHIT....copy and paste the link

[Steve Graham]

^^^^^^ , i love that, lol

[peloquin]

i cant see it. nice red x here

[Steve Graham]

its her jail cell all decorated.. like a magazine cover

[GrantT]

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Wow... you guys really don't like her. I think it's probably more the sheer weirdness of the whole thing really.

Anyway - on the topic of her jailing, the recommended sentence was 10-16 months I believe, so she did get off reasonably lightly in that regard. The other side of this is that, quite legitimately, she will get a certain amount of special attention because of her status.

If it were me in jail, I'd want to be as anonymous as possible - she doesn't have that luxury at all, and will likely require some additional consideration due to her status. Certainly it's of her own doing, but the jail and justice system is not going to benefit by having "Martha Stewart decorates jail cell with her own intestines" if there's some problem.

I believe the media called the jail system's approach to celebrity jailing more of a "don't rock the boat" approach.

[san]

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"salad tossing, its a good thing."

i would love to see a spoof of her in prison! the bitch deserves more time that filthy whore.

[Northern Exposed]

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What pisses me off is that if it was some regular putz off the street, they would get alot more than 5 months.

What should really piss u off is the fact that all of the cheesedicks from Enron are still walking around free.

[BeachBum]

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Can't stand the BITCH personally

[brakada]

http://www.savemartha.com/

[zeronineteen]

i hope her cellmate is the butchiest of all the butches