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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

    Stolen from a thread on +/-. Can you believe the nerve of this coont?

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    STATEMENT FROM info@celtronic.co.uk ( Derry )

    We would rather be sitting at this stage reminiscing about a great night but
    instead we feel compelled to set the record straight about the actions of Miss
    Kittin at our event on Friday night past. After years of negotiations, we
    finally secured a date for Miss Kittin to play at our clubnight. It was a night
    we were really looking forward to enjoying ourselves but due to the actions of
    Miss Kittin, we found this impossible. In all our time of promoting parties, we
    feel we have never been treated so badly by a visiting artist.

    The venue we had chosen to put Miss Kittin on was The Nerve Centre where we have
    put on a variety of DJ?s and live acts including Laurent Garnier, Dave Clarke,
    X-Press 2, Mylo, 2020 Soundsystem, Jon Carter, Layo & Bushwacka, Justin
    Robertson, Slam, Paul Daley, Tom Middleton, Erol Alkan, Andrew Weatherall, Lee
    Burridge, Mr C, David Holmes, DJ Format & MC Abdominal, Radioactive Man,
    Fingathing, Silicone Soul, Umek, Craig Richards, James Zabiela, Billy Nasty,
    Jazzanova, James Lavelle, Scratch Perverts, DJ Craze, The Psychonauts, Si Begg.
    The Nerve Centre has also hosted some of the biggest names in rock music
    including The Thrills, The Undertones, Ian Brown, The Zutons, Embrace, Gomez,
    David Gray, Sinead O?Connor, The Doves.

    Miss Kittin was picked up at Belfast Airport by taxi which transported her to
    The Tower Hotel in Derry where we had booked her the most expensive suite as
    well as an additional room for her manager. On meeting Miss Kittin and her
    manager outside the hotel and welcoming them to our city, we were greeted by
    Miss Kittin with ?It?s fucking freezing? - no hello, nothing.

    On returning to the hotel to bring Miss Kittin and her manager to the club, we
    advised Miss Kittin that the club was next door to the hotel so we would walk to
    the club. After walking no more than 15 metres, Miss Kittin stopped dead in her
    tracks and said ?This is next door? where is the fucking club?? We told Miss
    Kittin that the club was just another 30 metres away round the corner.

    We then took Miss Kittin to the boardroom of The Nerve Centre where we had a
    large range of drinks, fruit and various snacks prepared for her. Initially
    refusing a drink, Caroline then said ?How am I meant to enjoy myself tonight.
    It took me six fucking hours to get here and I?m fucking freezing. I could have
    been in New York?. Prior to booking her extremely expensive flights, we had
    suggested several alternative travel options to Miss Kittin that would have got
    her to Derry quicker. We also warned her of the regular delays that take place
    at Heathrow on Friday evenings. However there was no flexibility with Miss
    Kittin regarding flights.

    Miss Kittin eventually decided to have a bottle of water but complained that she
    did not want the water if it was too cold as she was already ?fucking freezing?.
    We then brought Miss Kittin upstairs to the venue to commence her set. We pride
    ourselves on providing everything artists ask for. The setup on stage was
    perfect, as was asked for in the contract. Both our resident DJ?s tried to
    introduce themselves to Miss Kittin but were greeted with a hateful ?I don?t
    understand you?. After starting her set, we are informed by her manager that
    there was a problem. Basically, the problem was that Caroline was used to
    playing in bigger venues in front of larger crowds. At this stage the venue was
    only open an hour and there were nearly 300 people in the venue and there were
    people still coming in to the club.

    We are then informed that Miss Kittin will play for 1 hour only and that we
    should have one of our DJ?s ready to take over. Informed by her manager that
    there was no way of changing her mind, one of our residents took over from Miss
    Kittin after she had played 75 minutes. At the end of the night, when paying her
    fee to her manager, we asked what should we say to the clubbers who had came to
    the club to hear Miss Kittin. He informed us that we should lie, ?tell the
    people she was sick or something as she has fans and she would not want to
    disappoint her fans.?

    These are the fans that she refused to acknowledge all night and basically
    refused to play for. We have always found that truth is the best policy and we
    are not going to change now and we don?t believe feigning illness for Miss
    Kittin to keep her reputation intact as a good enough reason to change this
    policy. Within the genres of music we promote, we find that the majority of
    people that we invite to play are likeminded people, sociable and polite but
    more importantly professional. In almost eight years of putting on parties, Miss
    Kittin is the outstanding exception to this rule.

    We have been lucky enough to host some of the world?s top DJ?s and producers
    over the years who always retain a sense of honesty and humility. Derry may not
    be as cosmopolitan as New York, Paris or Milan but you will be hard pushed to
    find a more receptive or passionate crowd. Most visiting DJ?s comment on the
    great reaction and warmth of the people. There is no excuse or valid reason for
    Miss Kittin?s actions on Friday night. She was getting paid a lot of money to
    play records for a couple of hours. All we wanted was for her to do her job.
    ================================
    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.
  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    #2
    Re: Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

    who's kittin ?
    www.mjwebhosting.com

    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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    • MJ
      Here since 2002
      • Jun 2004
      • 6560

      #3
      Re: Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

      Some people are just too damn big for their boots. I`d have got on that blooby mic and told the crowd that the wingeing cowbag just couldn`t be arsed to play for them. See how far that gets her now.
      mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



      Silentium est aureum

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      • skahound
        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
        • Jun 2004
        • 11411

        #4
        Re: Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

        A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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        • Jibgolly
          Vortexuralizor
          • Jun 2004
          • 20773

          #5
          Re: Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

          she sportin a shiner?

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          • Kamal
            Administrator
            • May 2002
            • 28835

            #6
            Re: Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

            is she really trying to look that ugly ?
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            Jib says:
            he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
            Originally posted by ace_dl
            Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
            I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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            • Huggie Smiles
              Anyone have Styx livesets?
              • Jun 2004
              • 11836

              #7
              Re: Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

              I read this on the slamboard

              out of order

              but wasnt it a breach of cotract? - they shouldnt have paid her squat!
              ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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              • skahound
                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                • Jun 2004
                • 11411

                #8
                Re: Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

                Depends on whether they agreed on a specific length of time within the contract (either oral or written).
                A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                • Huggie Smiles
                  Anyone have Styx livesets?
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 11836

                  #9
                  Re: Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

                  if oral was involved they wouldnt be so pissed off!
                  ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                  • skahound
                    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 11411

                    #10
                    Re: Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

                    I knew it wouldn't be long before someone grabbed a hold of that watermelon. I just figured it would be Jibs.
                    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                    • Huggie Smiles
                      Anyone have Styx livesets?
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 11836

                      #11
                      Re: Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

                      if somehad had hold of those watermelons etc etc etc
                      ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                      • influx
                        Gold Gabber
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 543

                        #12
                        Re: Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

                        fuck that. what a bitch. those guys did everything possible to make sure it was trump tight for her and all she could do was complain. i love how she said she wouldn't take the water if it was too cold...wtf?! i would've loved to have been like.. what the fuck BITCH?! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

                        that bitch needs to get off her high-horse.
                        Last edited by influx; September 21, 2005, 01:15:38 PM.
                        i reject your reality, and substitute my own.
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                        • jeffrey collins
                          Not cool enough
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 7427

                          #13
                          Re: Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

                          1000% agreed with all of you. I read that a day or two ago on bluelight too and it really made me think twice about if I really want to listen to her music. I've only heard that shitstick "Frank Sinatra" which I still haven't figured out why it's called that. And the vocal she did for FDH what does it feel like.

                          Fuck the bitch in the ear!!!
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                          • audiotherapy
                            Addiction started
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 267

                            #14
                            Re: Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

                            why would u want to book her anyway....

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                            • THE_LIGHT
                              MCast Resident DJ
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 720

                              #15
                              Re: Miss Kittin is an uppity bitch (alledgedly)

                              That bitch is a fuckin joke..Let me guess,that bitch wants the red carpet too.. Fuck that shit.


                              cheers

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