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  • asdf_admin
    i use to be important
    • Jun 2004
    • 12798

    Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'

    XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN SEPT 25, 2005 16:44:05 ET XXXXX

    STREISAND DECLARES 'GLOBAL WARMING EMERGENCY'

    THE SUPERSTAR SONGSTRESS SERENADED SAWYER WITH STORM SEASON ASSERTIONS. BUT TO SOME SHE'LL SOUND MORE LIKE A WINDSOCK SINGING LIBERALISM'S GOLDEN OLDIES!

    NEW YORK -- This summer's back to back superstorms are proof positive we have entered a new period of "global warming emergency," artist/citizen Barbra Streisand warns.

    Streisand is back on the scene to promote her reunion disc with Barry Gibb.

    As hellstorm "Rita" churned in the Gulf, Streisand sat down for a promotional interview with ABCNEWS's Diane Sawyer.

    "We are in a global warming emergency state, and these storms are going to become more frequent, more intense," Streisand urgently declares.

    But Sawyer did not remind Streisand that a Category 5 hurricane struck the Bahamas with 160 mph winds -- when the singer was five years old, in 1947!

    And when Streisand was 8 years old, a Cat 5 hurricane -- named "Dog" -- packing 185 mph churned-away in the Atlantic.

    When she was 9, a Cat 5 storm named "Easy" ripped the seas with 160 mph sustained winds.

    Streisand was 13 years old when "Janet" hit Mexico with 150 mph winds.

    Streisand was celebrating her sweet sixteen as "Cleo" formed with 140 mph.

    At 18, Streisand read news about "Donna" AND "Ethel" -- both storms carried 140 mph winds and formed 9 days apart in 1960!

    One year later, when Streisand was 19, it happened again: Two Category 5 storms scared the world: "Carla" and "Hattie!"

    "Carla" maxed out at 175 mph winds the year Streisand made her television debut on "The Jack Paar Show."

    And who could forget Hurricane "Camille" -- which smashed into the United States with 190 mph, just as "Funny Girl" garners eight Academy Award nominations, including one for Best Picture and one for Barbra as Best Actress.

    Up next on the weather warning watch, Streisand says to ABC: "There could be more droughts, dust bowls. You know, it's amazing to hear these facts."

    Developing...
    rofl ... http://drudgereport.com/flash4bar.htm
    dead, yet alive.
  • daveman
    I love the colors!!!
    • Jul 2005
    • 1221

    #2
    Re: Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'

    mental yentel report? funny girl. stick to being a recluse.
    once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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    • harry ramsden
      Wanna play sudoko with me?
      • Jun 2004
      • 464

      #3
      Re: Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'

      there woudln't be a global warming problem if she just shut her cakehole.

      is it me, or does she always look like she's got one eye on you and the other over your shoulder?

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      • fletcher
        Platinum Poster
        • Jul 2005
        • 1308

        #4
        Re: Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'

        Still doesnt retract from the fact that their IS global warming and at least she is trying to raise awareness of the problems that will only be getting worse as we all get older...

        *spot the research engineer*
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        • toasty
          Sir Toastiness
          • Jun 2004
          • 6585

          #5
          Re: Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'



          she should stick to acting, err... :?
          she should stick to singing, err... :?

          uh...

          she should just go away...

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          • bart_smastard
            Gold Gabber
            • May 2005
            • 980

            #6
            Re: Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'

            clebrities spouting hot air on subjects they havn't got all the facts for is one of the largest contributors to "global warming"

            cows farting being the other

            in barbara streisands case it's hard to tell the difference

            my perticular favourite is these singers who go on about saving the planet who have cd's and cases made out of non degradable materials .. and what makes me laugh more is when they put in some nice little piece about rain forests . written on non-recycled paper used for their inlays

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            • asdf_admin
              i use to be important
              • Jun 2004
              • 12798

              #7
              Re: Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'

              this cracked me up. i love the way drudge placed it together.

              "We are in a global warming emergency state, and these storms are going to become more frequent, more intense," Streisand urgently declares.

              But Sawyer did not remind Streisand that a Category 5 hurricane struck the Bahamas with 160 mph winds -- when the singer was five years old, in 1947!
              dead, yet alive.

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              • ds
                Getting Somewhere
                • Aug 2005
                • 221

                #8
                Re: Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'

                hahahahaha what a yenta.



                "oh my gawd, the gwobal warming is gedding gawd awful"
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                • thesightless
                  Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 13567

                  #9
                  Re: Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'

                  your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                  • thesightless
                    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13567

                    #10
                    Re: Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'

                    dont any of these retards realize that hurricanes existed pretty much for the entire history of earth's atmosphere........................................ .................................................. ...........................
                    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                    • fletcher
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 1308

                      #11
                      Re: Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'

                      Originally posted by thesightless
                      dont any of these retards realize that hurricanes existed pretty much for the entire history of earth's atmosphere........................................ .................................................. ...........................
                      oh im sure they do realise that, but global warming isnt exactly going to help reduce their frequency and /or strength
                      http://fletchymole.wordpress.com/

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                      • palmer
                        Retired or Simply Important
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 5383

                        #12
                        Re: Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'

                        Originally posted by ds



                        "oh my gawd, the gwobal warming is gedding gawd awful"

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                        • Lorn
                          Looking for a title!
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 5826

                          #13
                          Re: Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'

                          hehehe....I like how she is called artist/citizen...lmao!

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                          • Yao
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 8167

                            #14
                            Re: Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'

                            Streisand is a Global Emergency herself.
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                            • ds
                              Getting Somewhere
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 221

                              #15
                              Re: Streisand Declares 'global Warming Emergency'

                              maybe she should stick that huge beak of hers in the eye of the hurricaines and stop the wind flow or sumthing. put that shit to good use other than sucking up everyone else's oxygen supply. what a waste of life she is. shes up there with kathy lee gifford and michael bolton!
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