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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    I'm off to the grocery store...

    ...anyone need anything?
    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.
  • asdf_admin
    i use to be important
    • Jun 2004
    • 12798

    #2
    Re: I'm off to the grocery store...

    Homo milk and some Kix. Thx.
    dead, yet alive.

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    • maddlingo
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 1035

      #3
      Re: I'm off to the grocery store...

      I went to the grocery store last night and was in the check out line with all my stuff on the conveyer belt and realised I didn't have my wallet with me. I felt like such a dumbass.
      "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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      • dtgunslinger
        Addiction started
        • Nov 2004
        • 352

        #4
        Re: I'm off to the grocery store...

        Batteries, thanks.
        Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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        • asdf_admin
          i use to be important
          • Jun 2004
          • 12798

          #5
          Re: I'm off to the grocery store...

          Batteries
          i ran out last night.
          dead, yet alive.

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          • thesightless
            Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
            • Jun 2004
            • 13567

            #6
            Re: I'm off to the grocery store...

            sam addams cream stout 6 pack please. you have the address.
            your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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            • daveman
              I love the colors!!!
              • Jul 2005
              • 1221

              #7
              Re: I'm off to the grocery store...

              Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
              once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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              • asdf_admin
                i use to be important
                • Jun 2004
                • 12798

                #8
                Re: I'm off to the grocery store...

                she is not mailing it ... she is delivering.
                dead, yet alive.

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                • dtgunslinger
                  Addiction started
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 352

                  #9
                  Re: I'm off to the grocery store...

                  Originally posted by maddlingo
                  I went to the grocery store last night and was in the check out line with all my stuff on the conveyer belt and realised I didn't have my wallet with me. I felt like such a dumbass.
                  I will go step beyond, everything on conveyor and the checkout person scanning and realised I had no wallet. So I am there with you man done it a couple of times and it is the one of the crappiest feelings, especially with people behind you.
                  Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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                  • dtgunslinger
                    Addiction started
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 352

                    #10
                    Re: I'm off to the grocery store...

                    Originally posted by daveman
                    Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
                    What are you smoking and pass it on!
                    Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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                    • skahound
                      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 11411

                      #11
                      Re: I'm off to the grocery store...

                      A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                      • dtgunslinger
                        Addiction started
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 352

                        #12
                        Re: I'm off to the grocery store...

                        LOL!! Hey aren't you supposed to be off to the store?
                        Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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                        • ffachopper
                          Getting warmed up
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 81

                          #13
                          Re: I'm off to the grocery store...

                          Twix and Mars for me...


                          oh, and a couple of Playboy's.

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                          • skahound
                            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 11411

                            #14
                            Re: I'm off to the grocery store...

                            Ok, I'm really going this time.
                            A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                            • skahound
                              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 11411

                              #15
                              Re: I'm off to the grocery store...

                              Sorry guys, not enough money for everything you requested. I did however pick up some ground turkey, KC Masterpiece, minced garlic, and bread crumbs. Mmmm, someone's having meatloaf tonight.
                              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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