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  • asdf_admin
    i use to be important
    • Jun 2004
    • 12798

    Newly Weds.

    Farmer 'breaks' penis

    A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

    Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.

    He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

    Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.

    "We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."
    dead, yet alive.
  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    #2
    Re: Newly Weds.

    Doesn't matter, he's married now so he wouldn't be using the damned thing anyway.
    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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    • picklemonkey
      Double hoodie beer monster
      • Jun 2004
      • 15373

      #3
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      • stencil_cp
        Addiction started
        • Aug 2005
        • 408

        #4
        Re: Newly Weds.

        Ali G had C. Everett Koop confirm that the erect penis is not, in fact, a real bone. nonetheless breakable.

        i suspect some local farmhands will pick up the slack while senor is on the IR.

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        • qwerty2222
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1615

          #5
          Re: Newly Weds.

          stupid accident, i feel sorry for the poor guy, hopefully he'll get well soon and next time, when he carries heavy sacks, her wife should be no where near or it's trouble

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          • NastyD
            Gold Gabber
            • Jun 2004
            • 611

            #6
            Re: Newly Weds.

            One for the Darwin Awards maybe...???
            An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

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            • Yao
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Jun 2004
              • 8167

              #7
              Re: Newly Weds.

              Yep
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              There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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