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  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    ppl who steal your pens at work.............

    should promptly be removed from the building, taken to a chemical plant, and be turned into a lab rat, only after they are skinned from the knees down and dipped in vinegar.


    i hate that bitch.
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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  • NastyD
    Gold Gabber
    • Jun 2004
    • 611

    #2
    Re: ppl who steal your pens at work.............

    Agree, what about bastards that borrow your pen and then return it with a chewed end

    Sightless, looks like you're as bored at work as I am..
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    • petesbeats
      Soccer 4 EVA
      • Sep 2005
      • 174

      #3
      Re: ppl who steal your pens at work.............

      Pen pinchers should be classed in the same category as rapists and kiddy fiddlers. If stuff is on my desk than fukin leave it there you tealeafing twa.t!
      Loose Lipped Controller in da Mothafukin Hizzows!!

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      • asdf_admin
        i use to be important
        • Jun 2004
        • 12798

        #4
        Re: ppl who steal your pens at work.............

        it's only a pen.
        dead, yet alive.

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        • petesbeats
          Soccer 4 EVA
          • Sep 2005
          • 174

          #5
          Re: ppl who steal your pens at work.............

          MY pen! MY fuking pen!


          Dont even get me going on what happens when my ruler goes walkies!!!
          Loose Lipped Controller in da Mothafukin Hizzows!!

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          • jarble187
            vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
            • Sep 2004
            • 2047

            #6
            Re: ppl who steal your pens at work.............

            Originally posted by NastyD
            Agree, what about bastards that borrow your pen and then return it with a chewed end

            Sightless, looks like you're as bored at work as I am..
            I chew my pen tip for that reason in particular, it keeps people from stealing them
            Push the envelope, watch it bend.


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            • feather
              Shanghai ooompa loompa
              • Jul 2004
              • 20894

              #7
              Re: ppl who steal your pens at work.............

              So take back your pen

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              • picklemonkey
                Double hoodie beer monster
                • Jun 2004
                • 15373

                #8
                Re: ppl who steal your pens at work.............

                secondthat. it's like they thing they grow on trees or something


                for a while I chewed the fuck out of the caps so nobody would want to steal it, but it just looked too unprofessional to continue. I started buying gum instead

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                • BureOne
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3285

                  #9
                  Re: ppl who steal your pens at work.............

                  Whats up with the mustache's? hehe

                  A pen is just a pen, but when it's your everyday using favorite pen.... Oh no u Didnt!!!!!!!!

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                  • feather
                    Shanghai ooompa loompa
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 20894

                    #10
                    Re: ppl who steal your pens at work.............

                    But I do have the same problem with people consciously or subconsciously pocketing lighters

                    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                    Originally posted by Hoff
                    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                    • thesightless
                      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13567

                      #11
                      Re: ppl who steal your pens at work.............

                      its never just a pen. i have shitty handwriting and need the fine points. it was a cross pen my father gave me and someone else's secretary lost it, when i know she was the only other person in the office yesterday after we all left. CVNT, she denied ganking it, but now seems to be searching the desks for something.
                      your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                      Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                      download that. deep shit listed there

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                      • daveman
                        I love the colors!!!
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 1221

                        #12
                        Re: ppl who steal your pens at work.............

                        why is it that its a fairly accepted problem. people can't steal other stuff and get away with it. I think the bic people are subconsciously programing us to steal cheap pens and lighters so we would buy more. what else could it be.
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                        • Kobe
                          I wish I had an interesting User title
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2589

                          #13
                          Re: ppl who steal your pens at work.............

                          Originally posted by petesbeats
                          MY pen! MY fuking pen!

                          Did you bring it in from home? If not, that is a COMPANY pen, and as such, you cannot claim ownership of it. In fact, I suspect your company may not be pleased to hear that you have been negligent in your caretaking of their property. Your supervisor should forward this to HR, who will put it in your permanent file, and then pass it along to accounting, who should bill you. Next time, be a little more careful.

                          :wink:
                          Beats are my crack.

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                          • Ariel Cybana
                            Addiction started
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 366

                            #14
                            Re: ppl who steal your pens at work.............

                            pens are a hot commodity at work too and I am very possessive of the ones I have. Lately I'm having the misfortune of pens dying on me, hahaha.

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                            • Kobe
                              I wish I had an interesting User title
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2589

                              #15
                              Re: ppl who steal your pens at work.............

                              I love the ones with a gelly grip.

                              Mmmmmmm, gelly...
                              Beats are my crack.

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