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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    #16
    Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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    • peloquin
      Till I Come!
      • Jun 2004
      • 8643

      #17
      Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

      Originally posted by dtgunslinger
      Not only do they want to talk to you but they decide out of a seven urinal room and no one there but you to stand next to you! WTF is up with that?

      I believe there is proper bathroom actions, like if someone is taking a piss you leave in urinal open and pick the next one, only in extreme cases of overcrowding do you pick the one next to someone.

      How about people who take a shit and get a call on the celly and TAKE IT!!!! WTF is up with THAT?

      I am sorry but that is one time you should not be talkin to no one, no how.

      How about guys that do not wash the hands after pissin' or shitin'? I had to ask a guy I work with to stop and wash. I have to touch the nasty door handle after he has wiped his ass or touched his yoohoo!!! I DON'T THINK SO!

      Anyway, how is everyone?

      in public restrooms i wont touch a door handle with my hand, always with a paper towel. people are gross. i called my buddy the other day and he answered the phone "i'm taking a shit." i hung up

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      • dtgunslinger
        Addiction started
        • Nov 2004
        • 352

        #18
        Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

        Originally posted by peloquin
        in public restrooms i wont touch a door handle with my hand, always with a paper towel. people are gross. i called my buddy the other day and he answered the phone "i'm taking a shit." i hung up
        Alright, that is what I am talkin about. Paper towel in the hand is a must, hanging up on your buddy was the right thing to do and yes people are gross.

        Thank you.
        Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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        • Jibgolly
          Vortexuralizor
          • Jun 2004
          • 20773

          #19
          Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

          i do know this... if mikeman tries talking to me whilst i'm in the bathroom during WMC next year, he's going home with two black eyes.

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          • skahound
            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
            • Jun 2004
            • 11411

            #20
            Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

            2 black guys? What?
            A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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            • Jibgolly
              Vortexuralizor
              • Jun 2004
              • 20773

              #21
              Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

              no skat. not two black guys.
              two balls on your chin bouncing back and forth at an alarming rate.
              didnt know you fancied a face fuckin'

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              • DreamGirlie
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 2137

                #22
                Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                i cant relate cuz i only go to the bathroom at home..also i guess us girls dont have urinals, itd be hard to talk thru walls
                "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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                • Jibgolly
                  Vortexuralizor
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20773

                  #23
                  Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                  ive seen girls take a piss standing up.
                  see www.consumptionjunction.com

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                  • DreamGirlie
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2137

                    #24
                    Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                    lol.
                    "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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                    • maddlingo
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 1035

                      #25
                      Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                      Originally posted by stencil_cp
                      golden showers excepted...
                      it's bothersome if someone you pee on doesn't acknowledge it...
                      I heard R. Kelly runs into this problem frequently.
                      "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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                      • asdf_admin
                        i use to be important
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12798

                        #26
                        Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                        i do not mind it. when a guy is trying to size up that is another thing. sometimes i will take a whiz three feet away ... and spark something up. like " i need to stand back, don' t need my new kicks dirty ... ... it's like a fire hose some women say"
                        dead, yet alive.

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                        • dtgunslinger
                          Addiction started
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 352

                          #27
                          Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                          Originally posted by asdf_admin
                          i do not mind it. when a guy is trying to size up that is another thing. sometimes i will take a whiz three feet away ... and spark something up. like " i need to stand back, don' t need my new kicks dirty ... ... it's like a fire hose some women say"
                          I see we have a daydreamer in our midst.
                          Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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                          • asdf_admin
                            i use to be important
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 12798

                            #28
                            Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                            no no no. i have witnesses. they also call me the "jaws of dom" you know like jaws of life.

                            takes the term "rip you a new" into a new perspective.
                            dead, yet alive.

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                            • peloquin
                              Till I Come!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 8643

                              #29
                              Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                              asdf is a peeker

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                              • stencil_cp
                                Addiction started
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 408

                                #30
                                Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.



                                "Spengler! Stop crossing the streams!"

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