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  • chuckc
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 5458

    #31
    Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

    Originally posted by unome
    I hear Digweed hates to be spoken to whilst peeing also.
    LOL..First time i met diggers he was walking outta the bathroom at crowbar at wmc 2001.....he was already done peeing so i followed the proper bathroom rules....

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    • dtgunslinger
      Addiction started
      • Nov 2004
      • 352

      #32
      Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

      Originally posted by peloquin
      asdf is a peeker
      Nope I think he is still a dreamer.
      Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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      • bart_smastard
        Gold Gabber
        • May 2005
        • 980

        #33
        Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

        if you think someone talking to you whilst you are having a piss is wierd .. this is total truth i swear on my nephews life .. a guy i used to work with used to go for a shit whilst his daughter was in the shower and he'd be talking to her whilst thrutching .. this ain't gossip it was him who told us







        his daughter was 17 y.o. too .

        srry to share that with u .but toilet ettiquete dosn't get any lower than that in my eyes

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        • toasty
          Sir Toastiness
          • Jun 2004
          • 6585

          #34
          Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

          How's this for an awkward pissing experience -- the bathrooms at Farout Field (U of Missouri's football stadium) used to be all troughs. Those suck in general, but these were facing each other, separated by a 4 foot wall. The end result is that when you were taking a piss, you were staring some other dude right in the eye.

          VERY uncomfortable.

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          • toasty
            Sir Toastiness
            • Jun 2004
            • 6585

            #35
            Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

            Originally posted by dtgunslinger
            How about people who take a shit and get a call on the celly and TAKE IT!!!! WTF is up with THAT?
            Is that wrong?

            I normally take my phone in with me specifically for that purpose, along with a cold soda and some cheese and crackers. I like to multitask.

            OK, so I don't bring food and drink in there, but I've been known to do some reading. As a matter of fact, I converted my linen closet into my own personal library in my last place. And if someone should call while I'm in there and I happen to have my phone on me, why shouldn't I answer it? They don't have to know what I'm doing...

            Of course, there are risks. I was dating a gal once who called while I was on the throne. At one point, I ended up making a little more noise than I had anticipated, and my ass actually interrupted what she was saying. Talk about awkward:

            Her: I'm sorry, did you say something?
            Me: Uh, no, that was my butt.

            Not well received. Oh well.

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            • Jibgolly
              Vortexuralizor
              • Jun 2004
              • 20773

              #36
              Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

              any chick that cant giggle at that is to cheer leader for me. no me gusta prissy chiquitas.

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              • MJ
                Here since 2002
                • Jun 2004
                • 6560

                #37
                Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                Originally posted by unome
                I hear Digweed hates to be spoken to whilst peeing also.
                rofl

                I`m keeping out of this one, I think it`s for the best.
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                • skahound
                  Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 11411

                  #38
                  Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                  Originally posted by toasty
                  At one point, I ended up making a little more noise than I had anticipated, and my ass actually interrupted what she was saying. Talk about awkward:


                  Just happened yesterday while I was talking to my mom on the phone.
                  A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                  • Yao
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 8167

                    #39
                    Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                    Fuck Ska, you're gross.

                    And MJ....maybe it's time inform some new peepz here about your encounter with Diggers...

                    My experience of the day: having so much gas, that while i'm laughing because of my bad farting, it appears to be so much I actually laugh on both sides
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                    • dtgunslinger
                      Addiction started
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 352

                      #40
                      Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                      This thread has quickly spiraled downward.

                      Hey, if you want to talk and shit at the same time, be my guest but in a public restroom why? Is your pooping experience really need to be announced into your conversation? Just idle ramblings.
                      Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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                      • picklemonkey
                        Double hoodie beer monster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 15373

                        #41
                        Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.




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                        • feather
                          Shanghai ooompa loompa
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 20895

                          #42
                          Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                          So this random chats me up one time when we were pissing. Said he was with Clive Henry.

                          Finished our piss and our chat, and he hands me a bag of mdma

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                          Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

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                          • day_for_night
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 4127

                            #43
                            Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                            Originally posted by MusicalJourney
                            rofl

                            I`m keeping out of this one, I think it`s for the best.
                            we need a link to your original thread, if it still exists.

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                            • MJ
                              Here since 2002
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 6560

                              #44
                              Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

                              Originally posted by day_for_night
                              we need a link to your original thread, if it still exists.
                              Found it

                              So i`m stood there in the toilet doing what i was there for when who do i notice stood at the side of me? Only Mr Diggers himself, well... you know i`m one to talk quite a lot so true to form i started blurting all sorts of alcohol and narcotic induced nonsense his way. All he could say to me was "fuck off, i`m trying to
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                              • asdf_admin
                                i use to be important
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 12798

                                #45
                                Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.

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                                dead, yet alive.

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