Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

    The story goes that Ernest Hemingway was challenged to write a short-story in 10 words or fewer. He later proclaimed that it was one of the best stories he'd ever written. It actually spawned a whole new genre of writing called 'micro-fiction' which is typically a maximum of 100 words.

    Hemingway's story was: "For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn."

    Pretty poignant if you ask me. Leaves worlds to the reader's imagination.
    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.
  • asdf_admin
    i use to be important
    • Jun 2004
    • 12798

    #2
    Re: Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

    I love this man. thx for the pictures.
    dead, yet alive.

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    • Mr.Big
      Platinum Poster
      • Nov 2004
      • 1390

      #3
      Re: Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

      excellent, it really does..
      www.twitter.com/mikeoreilly
      Pimps up Hoes down.

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      • Kinetic
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 2227

        #4
        Re: Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

        Wow...

        Now that´s a sign of true genious.

        It made me pretty sad, actually.
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        • peloquin
          Till I Come!
          • Jun 2004
          • 8643

          #5
          Re: Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

          hemingway rules. im actually reading a farewell to arms at the moment. ASDF ADMIN WE MUST DRINK MOJITOS SOOOON

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          • petesbeats
            Soccer 4 EVA
            • Sep 2005
            • 174

            #6
            Re: Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

            Originally posted by skahound

            Hemingway's story was: "For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn."

            .
            That is good. Leaves alot of unanswered questions.
            Loose Lipped Controller in da Mothafukin Hizzows!!

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            • SyntaxTerror
              Occupation: Playtex Sales
              • Jun 2004
              • 964

              #7
              Re: Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

              Pataki Pal writes better micro fiction everytime he pushes the reply button on this site.


              Thx the links.
              "If not for Josh Wink, Sasha wouldn't own any Acid except for the paper stuff he dopes chicks with at clubs." - Jenks, 2004

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              • mixu
                Travel Guru Extraordinaire
                • Jun 2004
                • 1115

                #8
                Re: Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

                It's not really a story is it... I mean anyone can declare to be a genius. Actually I'm one. My best story was one word. Cottage.
                Ask me a question...

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                • Kamal
                  Administrator
                  • May 2002
                  • 28835

                  #9
                  Re: Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

                  ^^ What an ending your story has..... wow Mixu....
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                  Jib says:
                  he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                  Originally posted by ace_dl
                  Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                  I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                  • mixu
                    Travel Guru Extraordinaire
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1115

                    #10
                    Re: Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

                    well, there's a beginning, a middle and an ending there. make of it what you will. i'm artistic you know. or is autistic?
                    Ask me a question...

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                    • Yao
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 8167

                      #11
                      Re: Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

                      Some people oughtta get their heads outta their butts. Especially Hemingway.
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                      There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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                      • mixu
                        Travel Guru Extraordinaire
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 1115

                        #12
                        Re: Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

                        exactly
                        Ask me a question...

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                        • Kamal
                          Administrator
                          • May 2002
                          • 28835

                          #13
                          Re: Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

                          here's a story to ponder over....

                          an over achieving mountain climber gets a life long wish to scale the Himalays fulfilled. On the day of the climb, impatient as he was, set out to climb the Everest even before the rest of his crew had woken up. Alone, he sets off at an ungodly hour towards the peak. As the day creeps up on him and passes over to late evening, he finds himself stuck 1/2 the way to the top in the midst of a blizzard. Can barely see his own hands in front of him and then the man slips and tumbles downward. Falling as he gains speed, he barely makes out whats going as he tumbles and launches over a precipe and falls for what seems to be an eternity. Images of his wife, children, parents, childhood, grandparent flash in his mind in the span of a second when he's gears up to die...... and then suddenly..... a back crunching tug stops his fall abruptly. As every good climber, he had secured himself with his safety rope. Unfortunately the fall has bruised his back and hurt him severly.

                          Hanging alone in the desolate darkness, all he can feel is suspended aching body and the biting cold atmosphere all around him when he screams out with all his might...... GODDDDDDDDDDDDD, HELP ME, HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. And the silence prevails again.... HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, and more silence....... I'D DO ANYTHING TO LIVE GODDDDDDDDDDDD. When suddenly, he hears a whisper in his ear..... "cut ... the rope..."

                          Shocked and surprised out his mind, he reaches out into the darkness and grips onto the rope with both hands ........ and chooses against it.....

                          The next morning, the rescue team, finds a man, frozen solid, dead, clinging to his safety harness, dangling 2 feet above the ground....
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                          Jib says:
                          he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                          Originally posted by ace_dl
                          Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                          I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                          • mixu
                            Travel Guru Extraordinaire
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 1115

                            #14
                            Re: Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

                            so what happened?
                            Ask me a question...

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                            • Kamal
                              Administrator
                              • May 2002
                              • 28835

                              #15
                              Re: Hemingway's Self-Proclaimed Greatest Short Story

                              frozen solid = dead mixu, put down the stella now ....
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                              Jib says:
                              he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                              Originally posted by ace_dl
                              Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                              I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

                              Comment

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