soulseek conversations: beanz vs. sakomoto

[chemicalbeavis]

some things, pisstake or not, should not be joked about imo.

[BeachBum]

What a freak to society this man is, his imagination is unbelievable.

Let him lose on Pataky for just an hour, now that would be funny.

I agree MJ...that would be great

[tiddles]

but pataky never responds to anything

[thepariah]

..... wow. At least you can't say he comes back with the standards. You know like,
"yeah well you have a small dick.."
or
"how about i shove a decomposing autistic kid in your dog's ass and ride around on it singing 'a spoon full of sugar' while you anally master a ride on back hoe"

that would have just been boring.

[mayan_guy]

Re:: soulseek conversations: beanz vs. sakomoto

[peloquin]

beanz is an but you guys should know that by now :wink:

its part of his (lack of) charm :P

[palmer]

lets attack him with a lawn mower.

Live by the mower, die by the mower.

probably the funniest post ever.

[MJ]

Re:: soulseek conversations: beanz vs. sakomoto

It just gets better and better

[chemicalbeavis] morning rob :-)
[chemicalbeavis] you had a power cut over there?
[beanzncheez] morning Simon
[chemicalbeavis] did you fall into a coma?
[beanzncheez] nope
[beanzncheez] have you gotten a brain yet?
[beanzncheez] is your penis erect?
[beanzncheez] my daughter is awake.
[chemicalbeavis] had one all along sporto ;-)
[chemicalbeavis] BTW
[chemicalbeavis] gotten is no word
[beanzncheez] sure is.
[beanzncheez] btw, Simon means "bloody twat" in greek
[chemicalbeavis] its an americanism
[chemicalbeavis] like im SO fucked up
[beanzncheez] it's in the dictionary
[beanzncheez] so is a word
[beanzncheez] beastiality is a word
[beanzncheez] Incubus is a word
[chemicalbeavis] so is derpraved
[chemicalbeavis] and sick
[chemicalbeavis] and perverted
[chemicalbeavis] and molestation
[beanzncheez] yes. I love those words.
[beanzncheez] I am a pervert. I'm a man.
[beanzncheez] Pleasure of Molestation
[beanzncheez] \m/
[beanzncheez] that song rules
[chemicalbeavis] you are no man
[chemicalbeavis] you are a sick person
[beanzncheez] You mean I'm a 35 year old limey that cries to my e-friends when I need a boost in self-esteem?
[beanzncheez] Go make me a chair. LMAO
[chemicalbeavis] no, i mean you are a 27 year old fatso spic who seems to enjoy talking about molesting his own children
[beanzncheez] Tell Bashful, Doc and Sneezy I said hello.
[chemicalbeavis] ok fatso
[beanzncheez] even better, I enjoy putting jelly on my penis so that they can taste it.
[beanzncheez] you want to try some of this delicious jelly?
[chemicalbeavis] can you still see your penis?
[chemicalbeavis] i bet you have to hold your slimey gut in eh?
[chemicalbeavis] do you remneber what it looks like?
[beanzncheez] I tell you what, you put some gorgeous fabric on a chair for me and I'll let you suck the jelly off of my penis.
[chemicalbeavis] LMAO
[chemicalbeavis] at least i have a job sporto ;-)
[chemicalbeavis] no money worries here
[chemicalbeavis] lol
[beanzncheez] of course I remember what it looks like. I remember what hayley's curtains look like wrapped around it as well.
[beanzncheez] she's got some juicy flaps.
[beanzncheez] no money worries over here.
[beanzncheez] job? making chairs? that's slave work.
[chemicalbeavis] hey, just think, if you had a job you may even work off some of that excess flab
[chemicalbeavis] LMAO
[beanzncheez] I think I'm gonna go to school to learn how to use a hot glue gun and a stapler. LMAO
[beanzncheez] what degree did you get to do that?
[chemicalbeavis] whatever
[chemicalbeavis] least i aint FAT
[chemicalbeavis] LMAO
[chemicalbeavis] C7G 706/1 - Upholstery
[chemicalbeavis] so suck on that
[chemicalbeavis] FATSO
[beanzncheez] I'm not fat either and weight can be dropped. stupidity is a disease that runs in your bloodline.
[chemicalbeavis] :-)
[beanzncheez] lol
[beanzncheez] were you top of your class at using a stapler?
[chemicalbeavis] whatever fatso ;-)
[beanzncheez] btw, can I tug on your tooth?
[chemicalbeavis] no, but i wasnt the fattest in my class either
[beanzncheez] neither was I.
[beanzncheez] did you get a diploma?
[chemicalbeavis] um
[chemicalbeavis] no
[chemicalbeavis] tug your pecker
[chemicalbeavis] if you can find it
[beanzncheez] do they grade you on whether you have glue on your fingertips or not?
[beanzncheez] I am tugging it.
[beanzncheez] I'm jerking off right now.
[beanzncheez] whenever I see you talk on here I begin to yank my wang.
[beanzncheez] then I have my daughter lick my balls.
[chemicalbeavis] well done
[chemicalbeavis] you have to have some talent i suppose
[chemicalbeavis] clever boy
[chemicalbeavis] im really impressed
[beanzncheez] of course. one day when I grow up, I'll learn how to put fabric on the bottom of a chair. then I'll lose my hair and be a bitter old man on the web. LOL
[beanzncheez] of course you are impressed, that is why you talk to me.
[beanzncheez] I bet you give awesome rim jobs.
[chemicalbeavis] i dont talk to you, i ridicule you
[chemicalbeavis] FATSO
[chemicalbeavis] lol
[chemicalbeavis] i bet you stink when you sweat
[chemicalbeavis] ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[chemicalbeavis] all that flab
[chemicalbeavis] urrrrgggghhhhh
[beanzncheez] I didn't realize that I've hurt you so much. Hayley must have to hold you in her arms every night.
[chemicalbeavis] nope
[beanzncheez] Have you thought about seeking some counseling?
[chemicalbeavis] FATSO
[beanzncheez] who doesn't stink when they sweat? LOL
[beanzncheez] my dick is fat
[beanzncheez] sometimes my wife has a really sore jaw
[chemicalbeavis] didnt i ask you the same thing yesterday?
[chemicalbeavis] i believe i did
[beanzncheez] and my daughter ALWAYS has a sore jaw
[beanzncheez] no you asked me if I had a tampon for you.
[chemicalbeavis] You are fat all over
[chemicalbeavis] and greasy
[chemicalbeavis] ansd slimety
[chemicalbeavis] and hairy
[beanzncheez] I'm asking you if you need a counselor to pretend to be your friend.
[beanzncheez] slimety yes
[chemicalbeavis] no i dont
[beanzncheez] if by "hairy" you mean I've got hair on my head then yes.
[chemicalbeavis] i have enough real friends
[beanzncheez] don't you want one friend?
[chemicalbeavis] if you ever left the house you may find some of your own
[chemicalbeavis] then again......
[chemicalbeavis] hmmmm
[beanzncheez] people that download your music aren't your friends. LMAO
[chemicalbeavis] im talking about the real world
[chemicalbeavis] youbut its too complicated to explain to a dullard like t
[chemicalbeavis] you
[chemicalbeavis] FATTY
[chemicalbeavis] lol
[Musical Journey] You guys
[beanzncheez] sorry. I was gone. daughter was going pee pee and she needed my tongue to dry her soft, silky cunt
[beanzncheez] the real world? oh you mean where you don't get angry at strangers? lol
[beanzncheez] oh wait, you don't get angry at words from a stranger on here too.

[chemicalbeavis]

Re:: soulseek conversations: beanz vs. sakomoto

^^^what a pair of jerks

[brakada]

This is fun...

[Dajshin]

Re:: soulseek conversations: beanz vs. sakomoto

I have had similar "conversations" with this retard, he really is one fucked up cookie, i know he keeps banging on about his philosophy where "this is the web, and nothing is real" but at the end of the day, he is a grown man, sat in front of a computer, seemingly bragging about molesting his own children, whether he is joking or not, it is no laughing matter, but what worries me is that he talks about it all the time, like he has an obsession, it, he needs professional help imo, or turning over to the authorities, the guy is simply sick.

That's what i thought too.

[DreamGirlie]

Re:: soulseek conversations: beanz vs. sakomoto

I know he keeps banging on about his philosophy where "this is the web, and nothing is real" but at the end of the day, he is a grown man, sat in front of a computer, seemingly bragging about molesting his own children, whether he is joking or not, it is no laughing matter

[Revinant]

Re:: soulseek conversations: beanz vs. sakomoto

I love the sick humor of beanz, but sometimes that shit, cunt & ass talking just bores me.

Frijoles con queso, we want you back!!

[Dhar_2]

Re:: soulseek conversations: beanz vs. sakomoto

beanie boy is a very "SPECIAL" individual.

special in what way i'm not sure, but beyond help is the general conclusion.

[HoneyBearKelly]

Re:: soulseek conversations: beanz vs. sakomoto

I know he keeps banging on about his philosophy where "this is the web, and nothing is real" but at the end of the day, he is a grown man, sat in front of a computer, seemingly bragging about molesting his own children, whether he is joking or not, it is no laughing matter

I totally hate that sick shit...I can't believe he's a father.

You can say that he's "taking a piss" but really there are limits.

The weird thing is Beanz can be really sweet when he wants to be.