soulseek conversations: beanz vs. sakomoto

[Hos]

i found this mildly amusing

[beanzncheez] here's something to laugh about. Akufen arrived in my mail before Freeland did.
[beanzncheez] they had to send me another copy of Freeland since the other was lost in the mail.
[sakomoto] yes very funny
[beanzncheez] hey I was fucking my daughter earlier and thought of you
* beanzncheez fingers his asshole while thinking of sakomoto to the sounds of Andy Caldwell & Jay J feat. Latrice Barnett - Give a Little (Moulton Studio's remix)
[sakomoto] u sick bastard
[beanzncheez] no I'm quite healthy
[beanzncheez] but thanks for asking. smooch.
[sakomoto] a pig has more manners than u
[beanzncheez] and provides a meal for eight.
[sakomoto] you are mentally retarded
[beanzncheez] no I'm not british.
[beanzncheez] nor am I canadien.
[sakomoto] yeh worse
[sakomoto] american
[beanzncheez] would you like to suck on my bacon?
[Hulud] beaz: how much is it a month to subscribe to fabric from there?
[Hulud] shipping that is
[beanzncheez] American and proud. "Fisting family for years and going on."
[beanzncheez] it comes out to 8 lbs. a month
[sakomoto] you're a disgrace to humanity
* beanzncheez is high fiving the disgraced in honor of his recognition
[beanzncheez] I used to be charged 12.48 per release but because of the condition of the dollar I now pay 14.96
[sakomoto] you do take criticism well
[beanzncheez] but of course.
[beanzncheez] we're all strangers in here.
[beanzncheez] life is all about sharing our love.
[sakomoto] not with u
[beanzncheez] you finger my ass and I'll shove my fist in yours.
[beanzncheez] but you love me.
[sakomoto] the thought of it makes me puke
[beanzncheez] mm puke
[beanzncheez] I dip my balls in puke
[beanzncheez] I love that warm mushy feeling
[sakomoto] what is there that disgusts you?
[beanzncheez] tell me this, if you had a pet that died recently, you'd fuck it in the ass as well right?
[sakomoto] i wont even answer that
[beanzncheez] why not? aaaah. you would!
[beanzncheez] I knew you were just like me. come over here so that I can get my juices in your hair and on your back.
[sakomoto] u do, then u eat it
[beanzncheez] of course. why waste meat?
[beanzncheez] pets are merely to have around until they die so you can enjoy the tender, juicy, delectable meat that they contain.
[sakomoto] i hope u get poisoned then die painfully
[beanzncheez] I hope so too.
[beanzncheez] I wanna know what it's like to twitch and seizure
[beanzncheez] then I could be the world's greatest breakdancer.
[sakomoto] u won't be saying that when u feel it
[sakomoto] you'll be screaming for help
[beanzncheez] probably not. I'll be saying something like, "somebody get me a small animal to shove in my ass!"
[sakomoto] but no one will help u
* beanzncheez pulls out his penis and strikes the keyboard
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[sakomoto] whats your real name beanz
[beanzncheez] Simon
[beanzncheez] it's a bit nerdy. I know.
[beanzncheez] I've never met another Chinese named Simon.
[sakomoto] highly unlikely
[beanzncheez] yeah. it makes me feel special.
[sakomoto] y
* beanzncheez salutes you with a high kick to his wall, thus making his balls slap against his thigh
[beanzncheez] I love that sound. slap.
[sakomoto] what an imagination u have
[beanzncheez] thank you.
[beanzncheez] I like the smell of your feces as well.
[sakomoto] go dip your head in a public toilet
[beanzncheez] I plan to. nothing smells better to a girl than poop log on yer hair.
[sakomoto] and u know what a girl likes do u
[beanzncheez] I try to find one that hasn't been flushed. then I mash the poop with my head. later that night, I'll be alone with a girl and I'll proceed to go down on here. I mash my hair on her pussy so that the shit is wiped all over and then I enjoy it as I eat her cunt.
[sakomoto] r u sure it was a girl
[sakomoto] maybe it was a guerilla from the zoo
[beanzncheez] no I'm sure because she had the juiciest meat flaps
[sakomoto] how do u pull so many girls........whats your secret
[beanzncheez] easy. I do many things. sometimes I fart.
[sakomoto] charming
[beanzncheez] other times I just pull down my pants and shit on a table.
[beanzncheez] the best is when I piss in my shoes and then put them back on.
[sakomoto] and girls get down on their knees when u do this
[beanzncheez] no usually they just rip off their clothes and hop on the table
[beanzncheez] sometimes they invite their friends to watch.
[beanzncheez] and even better, sometimes they invite their parents
[sakomoto] yes keep dreaming

[Jenks]

[Jibgolly]

the sad part about this is, i actually read it.
moral of the story...dont wear revealing clothes around beaner, he gets excited.

[peloquin]

beanz and sako. sittin in a tree..... :P

[BeachBum]

Re:: soulseek conversations: beanz vs. sakomoto

This is classic Hos...I remember this conversation from the night it happened...I was so awestruck that I couldn't even respond...I sat the whole time laughing my ass off

[peloquin]

Re:: soulseek conversations: beanz vs. sakomoto

I remember this conversation from the night it happened...If

you should... the conversation took place about 3 hours ago :wink:

hell, even i remember it

[palmer]

what is this round 18?

[chemicalbeavis]

Re:: soulseek conversations: beanz vs. sakomoto

I have had similar "conversations" with this retard, he really is one fucked up cookie, i know he keeps banging on about his philosophy where "this is the web, and nothing is real" but at the end of the day, he is a grown man, sat in front of a computer, seemingly bragging about molesting his own children, whether he is joking or not, it is no laughing matter, but what worries me is that he talks about it all the time, like he has an obsession, it, he needs professional help imo, or turning over to the authorities, the guy is simply sick.

[Jibgolly]

lets attack him with a lawn mower.

Live by the mower, die by the mower.

[sjaracz2]

Ah that is the only and only beanz

[chemicalbeavis]

Re:: soulseek conversations: beanz vs. sakomoto

*BTW, his real name is Roberto, but he likes to be called Rob or Robbie :wink:

[brakada]

I guess, moving to the 2.0, imean 3.0 version of the MS included leaving Beanz behind... Now, all the fun we get is:

yesss

[sjaracz2]

oh thanks for the info thought you would know

[MJ]

What a freak to society this man is, his imagination is unbelievable.

Let him lose on Pataky for just an hour, now that would be funny.

[Jenks]

if you can't see a piss take from a mile away, then you deserve to get pissed on.

hook, line, sinker...hello bait.