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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    #31
    Re: Strange but True .. Wierd Facts

    60% of encryption's posts is made up of dead crap.

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    • thesightless
      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
      • Jun 2004
      • 13567

      #32
      Re: Strange but True .. Wierd Facts

      add my old town to the weird places list


      Hicksville NY 11801
      your life is an occasion, rise to it.

      Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
      download that. deep shit listed there

      my dick is its own superhero.

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      • bart_smastard
        Gold Gabber
        • May 2005
        • 980

        #33
        Re: Strange but True .. Wierd Facts

        a few penile facts .. Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
        Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
        Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
        Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
        Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
        Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
        Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
        Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
        Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
        Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
        Average length when erect: 5.1 <--- show that one the missus
        Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
        Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

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        • picklemonkey
          Double hoodie beer monster
          • Jun 2004
          • 15373

          #34
          Re: Strange but True .. Wierd Facts

          Originally posted by bart_smastard
          Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
          Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
          I've seen bigger than 11 in pornos.

          I think I've seen smaller than 5/8

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          • bart_smastard
            Gold Gabber
            • May 2005
            • 980

            #35
            Re: Strange but True .. Wierd Facts

            lex and mandingo ... that stuff just freaky

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            • asdf_admin
              i use to be important
              • Jun 2004
              • 12798

              #36
              Re: Strange but True .. Wierd Facts

              snakes have can have sex on both sides.
              dead, yet alive.

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              • shosh
                Banned
                • Jun 2004
                • 4668

                #37
                Re: Strange but True .. Wierd Facts

                Originally posted by bart_smastard
                a list of actual place names

                Turdo (Romania)
                its Turda

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                • Troklo
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2012

                  #38
                  Re: Strange but True .. Wierd Facts

                  A cat sleeps 10 of his normal 15 years of life
                  Quiero brincar al agua para caer al cielo

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                  • thesightless
                    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13567

                    #39
                    Re: Strange but True .. Wierd Facts

                    Originally posted by Troklo
                    A cat sleeps 10 of his normal 15 years of life
                    not pickle's
                    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                    Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                    download that. deep shit listed there

                    my dick is its own superhero.

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                    • maddlingo
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 1035

                      #40
                      Re: Strange but True .. Wierd Facts

                      Originally posted by bart_smastard
                      a list of actual place names
                      Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
                      Bastard (Norway)
                      Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
                      Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
                      Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
                      Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
                      Climax (Colorado, USA)
                      Cunt (Spain)
                      Cunter (Switzerland)
                      Dikshit (India)
                      Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
                      Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
                      Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
                      Effin (Limerick, Ireland)
                      Fuku (Shensi, China)
                      Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
                      Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
                      Fukum (Yemen)
                      Hold With Hope (Greenland)
                      Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
                      Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
                      Little Dix Village (West Indies)
                      Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
                      Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
                      Muff (Northern Ireland)
                      Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
                      Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
                      Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
                      Seymen (Turkey)
                      Shafter (California, USA)
                      Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
                      Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
                      Tittybong (Australia)
                      Tong Fuk (Japan)
                      Turdo (Romania)
                      Twatt (Orkney, UK)
                      Wank (Germany)
                      Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
                      Wankener (India)
                      Wankie (Zimbabwe)
                      Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
                      Wanks River (Nicaragua)
                      Wankum (Germany)
                      Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
                      Can't forget about Blue Ball and Intercourse Pennsylvania.
                      "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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                      • zen313
                        Getting Somewhere
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 134

                        #41
                        Re: Strange but True .. Wierd Facts

                        Stranger than Fiction: WEIRD is spelled E before I. :-)

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                        • Kamal
                          Administrator
                          • May 2002
                          • 28835

                          #42
                          Re: Strange but True .. Wierd Facts

                          Originally posted by picklemonkey
                          60% of encryption's posts is made up of dead crap.
                          and this is coming from Mr. I'm-gonna-shit-in-yer-ear-all-day- monkey
                          www.mjwebhosting.com

                          Jib says:
                          he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                          Originally posted by ace_dl
                          Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                          I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                          • picklemonkey
                            Double hoodie beer monster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 15373

                            #43
                            Re: Strange but True .. Wierd Facts



                            K may have a tough outer shell, but he loves me on the inside. I mean... not me on the inside, but on the inside, he loves me. I mean. He loves me deep down. err... not deep down in me, but deep in his psyche. yeah.

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