The cat almost ate the mouse...

[remoh]

I walked downstairs and saw the cat laying down in the kitchen and noticed something hanging from his mouth. It was a little mouse. he spit it out when he saw me. the little thing was still alive, so i did what any reasonale humane person would do; i ran upstairs and got my camera... i couldn't get the cat to put the mouse back in his mouth he kept flicking it in the air and swating it with his paw... dont worry i saved the mouse. i only sustained minor injuries and is safe in a bush outside my house.

[picklemonkey]

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sounds like it's time to get a new cat...

mine already doesn't do shit but own the house. if he didn't catch a mouse when he found one, I'd think he'd be completely useless

[SyntaxTerror]

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My cat likes bringing dead birds in and leaving them in the living room.

[picklemonkey]

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sounds like it's time to get a new cat...

...and time to sweep

[geoffgulley]

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Hmph........ cats. I had a cat once and then one day figured out why my dog owning friends made fun of me. Thus explaining why I have two dogs now. Don't get me wrong... there are days when I miss having a cat but then I realize..... It's a cat.

[remoh]

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...and time to sweep

[sakio pod]

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dude you got mice down there in henderson

[skahound]

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sounds like it's time to get a new cat...

mine already doesn't do shit but own the house. if he didn't catch a mouse when he found one, I'd think he'd be completely useless

You found yours?

[Mr.Big]

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Thats a great picture Remoh, with a good catchphrase thats a competion winner right there...

nice cat aswell..

[picklemonkey]

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yeah ska... found him two days later, covered with burrs and dirt.

[remoh]

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my roommate's cat was gone for 1 month...i let him out by accident, didn't even realize. next day my roomate wakes me up to ask me were the fuck the cat was.. i went back to sleep because i was so tired form working the night before..he got so pissed an motherfucked me from top to bottom later that night. he even threatened to kick my ass...i told him i understood were he was coming from because i love my dogs.. he said the thing that he was more pissed about was that i didn't get up to help him. i told him that he should've shook the fuck out of me so i got up, i am a heavy sleeper.... it was really really akward at my house for about a month..then somebody called and asked if we lost a cat (his girl put signs up around the neighborhood).. the cat had been in her yard for 3 weeks .... needless to say everything is ok between my roomate an i, but t will never be the same...too many harsh things were said.. i felt like we were married or something

[Terry]

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My cat likes bringing dead birds in and leaving them in the living room.

"that was a gift for the family!" -Brian Griffin

[asdf_admin]

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reminds me of a dream i had. i was this large football player, and she was a small cheerleader.

[TomTom]

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^^ yesterday you told me it was the other way around.

[picklemonkey]

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