Word of wisdom

[NastyD]

Re: Word of wisdom

- Laugh each day no matter how hard it gets, for each day your life shortens, you wanna be happy when you look back on yours

Smile first thing when you wake up - get it over and done with

[daveman]

Re: Word of wisdom

ahh i get it now too. that was over my head for a minute MJ.

see, dave, ive been calling musical journey "Mikeman" for about a year now.
hence you being his brother, daveman.

jhejhejejejejehehejehejejhehejejejhehejejejehejeje hehehejehejehejhejehjehe

ah ha. now i get it. the scary thing is that i have a real brother named mike .

- but in the end we are all a brotherhood of man.

[Kobe]

Re: Word of wisdom

Everything in moderation, including moderation

[rewing3]

Re: Word of wisdom

Your body may be a temple... Mine is an amusement park
Indecision is the key to flexibility
Better to be pissed off than pissed on
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
When all else fails, lower your standards
Why be difficult? With a bit more effort you can be impossible
You are only young once, but you can stay immature for ever
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups (MS )
Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
Don't worry about tomorrow, it will be gone the day after
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control
Don't hate yourself in the morning... sleep until noon

Those are some good points of wisdom. Now only if people would actually follow them.

[cowardly dj]

Re: Word of wisdom

If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties. -Francis Bacon

You are successful the moment you start moving toward a worthwhile good. -Charles Carlson

One joy dispels a hundred cares. -Confucius

The superior man thinks always of virtue; the common man things of comfort. -Confucius

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. -Pat Conroy

Prevention is better than cure. -Erasmus

Do not forsake wisdom ans she will protect you; love her, and she will waqtch over you. - Proverbs 4:6

Fools despise wisdom and instruction - Proverbs 1: 7b

[asdf_admin]

Re: Word of wisdom

"do not trust something that bleeds once a month, and does not die" asdf_admin.

[bart_smastard]

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if you can't laugh at yourself don't laugh at others

[palmer]

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if you can't laugh at yourself don't laugh at others

I don't like that one.

[bart_smastard]

Re: Word of wisdom

children are like farts ... you only like the ones you make

[picklemonkey]

Re: Word of wisdom

"do not trust something that bleeds once a month, and does not die" asdf_admin.

mr._garrison.

[Yao]

Re: Word of wisdom

Heh. Talking poo is where I draw the line. Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Eric Cartman