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  • asdf_admin
    i use to be important
    • Jun 2004
    • 12798

    amazon book reviews (funny)

    you gotta read some of these. fucking super.

    man...so check it out, before you actually try this on your girl, make sure it's cool first or she will get totally pissed off and ditch you and file restraining orders and stuff. It's bad news, so if you're not 300% positive, don't even go there mmmmkay?
    I found this book to be exceptionally useful. Fisting is a long-forgotten art and one that my wife and I thought we were in a minority for enjoying. I recommend this to anyone interested in perking up their bedroom life.
    link goes here ...
    dead, yet alive.
  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    #2
    Re: amazon book reviews (funny)

    you are obviously as bored as i am right now.

    and how do write a book about that???

    cant it be summed up in like 2-3 steps.

    1. lube up your hand
    2. insert
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

    Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
    download that. deep shit listed there

    my dick is its own superhero.

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    • skahound
      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
      • Jun 2004
      • 11411

      #3
      Re: amazon book reviews (funny)

      Damn, that guy stole my idea for a book! I guess it's on to my reference book on Golden Showers now.
      A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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      • skahound
        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
        • Jun 2004
        • 11411

        #4
        Re: amazon book reviews (funny)

        Sean, that avatar screws me up everytime. I think it's Jibby posting but then I realize that comments are too intelligent and have to do a doubletake.
        A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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        • asdf_admin
          i use to be important
          • Jun 2004
          • 12798

          #5
          Re: amazon book reviews (funny)

          i would never give someone the fist. i have big hands.
          dead, yet alive.

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          • skahound
            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
            • Jun 2004
            • 11411

            #6
            Re: amazon book reviews (funny)

            Originally posted by asdf_admin
            i have big hands.
            Size does matter.
            A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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            • thesightless
              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
              • Jun 2004
              • 13567

              #7
              Re: amazon book reviews (funny)

              Originally posted by skahound
              . I think it's Jibby posting but then I realize that comments are too intelligent and have to do a doubletake.
              even ill admit that comment is a bit of base.
              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

              Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
              download that. deep shit listed there

              my dick is its own superhero.

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              • skahound
                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                • Jun 2004
                • 11411

                #8
                Re: amazon book reviews (funny)

                Originally posted by thesightless
                even ill admit that comment is a bit of base.
                Ok, I defintiely take it back after reading your unintelligible post.
                A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                • asdf_admin
                  i use to be important
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 12798

                  #9
                  Re: amazon book reviews (funny)

                  haha.
                  dead, yet alive.

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                  • picklemonkey
                    Double hoodie beer monster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 15373

                    #10
                    Re: amazon book reviews (funny)

                    Originally posted by skahound
                    Sean, that avatar screws me up everytime. I think it's Jibby posting but then I realize that comments are too intelligent and have to do a doubletake.
                    secondthat

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                    • asdf_admin
                      i use to be important
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 12798

                      #11
                      Re: amazon book reviews (funny)

                      i always look at the name not the pic. what is wrong with you(s)?
                      dead, yet alive.

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                      • Yao
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8167

                        #12
                        Re: amazon book reviews (funny)

                        Avatars are much better visual aids...if everyone just kept theirs for more than one week!!
                        Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

                        There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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                        • peloquin
                          Till I Come!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 8643

                          #13
                          Re: amazon book reviews (funny)

                          i think everybody should have a picture of jibby as their avatar

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                          • picklemonkey
                            Double hoodie beer monster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 15373

                            #14
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                            • peloquin
                              Till I Come!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 8643

                              #15
                              Re: amazon book reviews (funny)

                              Nice!

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