god vs. god MMV

[Kamal]

Re: miketpoto



I'm not a christian and even I feel offended by that, to be an atheist is one thing, but to ridicule anothers belief like that is very careless

[miketpoto]

Re: miketpoto

Everything except for the RAM was of amusement to me. Here's something amusing to me too.

[Yao]

Re: miketpoto



awesome dude...wether religious or not, there are some superfunny ones in there

[cowardly dj]

Since you like my Bible humor so much I thought it appropriate to give you more



A man was out hunting, and came upon a bear. He shot at the bear, but only nicked him. The bear went after the hunter, and chased him some distance through the woods.
Finally the man came to the edged of a cliff, and had no where else to run. As he watched the bear approach, he began to pray.
"Dear God give this bear a touch of religion."
Suddenly the bear came to an abrupt stop, and looked up toward Heaven and said "Thank you Lord for this food which I am about to eat."


Abraham announced to Isaac one day that he had decided to upgrade their family computer to Windows 95.
Isaac said, "But father, we don't have enough memory!" To which Abraham replied, "Don't worry, my son, the Lord will provide the RAM."



Here are some actual problem sentences found in church and denominational bulletins and/or newsletters

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. proceeds will be used to cripple children.