really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

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  • Yao
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 8167

    #61
    Re: really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

    Originally posted by thesightless
    AHEM. that one is all me. i just have too much of a conscience to actually type it in public.
    Pickles DOES quote, but prove it, and I'll give you full credit and bash Pickels for not giving credit
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    • thesightless
      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
      • Jun 2004
      • 13567

      #62
      Re: really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

      Private Message: here twat you post it. i have a conscience Yesterday, 05:22 PM thesightless vbmenu_register("postmenu_", true);
      Are you Kidding me??

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      here twat you post it. i have a conscience
      i am never writing this again as my soul is the one thing i covet. its all on you to post it.


      a husband and wife take off to the hospital to give birth to thier first child.
      upon arrival, the wife is wisked away to the delivery, the husband left paceing in the waiting room. after an hour of pacing, he looks up to see a doctor walking to him with a nervous smile


      ""we have good news, your son was born with a special gift."" says the Dr.""upon delivery, he flew around the room""

      ""NO WAY"" says the husband.

      ""yes, hold on""

      so the doctor comes back to the waiting room, baby in hand. he takes the baby and says ""here look"" then he tosses the baby up in the air, and it falls to the ground ""splat"

      the husband grabs the doctor by the throat and begins choking him ""what the hell are you doing?~?~?~?~!!!!!!!"""

      ""sorry, but im telling he can fly, Lemee try again""

      immediatly the doctor breaks free, picking up the baby, and tossing it against a wall""SPLAT""

      at this point the husband is livid. again, grabbing the doctor and punching him with a good shot""YOU LOON< IMMA KILL YOU>""

      so the doctor puts a surprised look on his face and says

      ""I KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG"" wait i have to show you. so he runs over, picks up the baby, throws it out the window, the baby falling 6 stories to the ground.""SPLAT""

      the husband loses all control, grabs a scapel, and drives it into the chest of the doctor,

      the doctor looks up and says in writhing pain,

      ""IM SORRY I WAS KIDDING HE WAS BORN DEAD""
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      • daveman
        I love the colors!!!
        • Jul 2005
        • 1221

        #63
        Re: really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

        that reminds me of another hospital joke.

        a man goes to visit his wife who has been in a coma for several weeks.
        he's feeling a little frisky today and decides to fondle his wife's breasts.
        to his amazement she begins to moan. the more intense and passionate his caress the more she moans.
        he leaves the room to quickly find the doctor and tells him the news.
        "doc, you won't belive this...." telling him quitely he says "i fondled my wifes breasts and she began to moan."
        the doctor looked back at him slightly puzzled and tells him "well maybe you should go back in there and try oral sex with her. see if the sensation brings her back."
        the man goes back to the room and 10 minutes later he comes back out to talk to the doctor.
        the doctor says "oh man, what happened you look like you have seen a ghost" the man says "well i tried the oral sex and she's now dead"
        the doctor asks "how did she die?"
        the man replies "she choked"
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        • picklemonkey
          Double hoodie beer monster
          • Jun 2004
          • 15373

          #64
          Re: really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

          Originally posted by thesightless
          pickle has it, im letting him post it, so that way i know if he refuses, i was right to pull it.
          Originally posted by picklemonkey
          joke
          I didn't think I had to give credit, due to the obviousness




          Originally posted by Bryanw24
          How do you make an 8yr old cry twice?

          wipe you bloody dick on her teddy bear.
          :ROFLMAO:

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          • Yao
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 8167

            #65
            Re: really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

            lol

            Oh and: NICE EFFIN JOKE SIGHTLESS (credit)

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            • neoee
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 1266

              #66
              Re: really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

              Greetings from Hell! For Sightless, Pickle and all the rest of you twisted bastards, I've reserved us a spot. I'll be at the table with the balloons. :-)

              Sightless, that really wasn't that offensive. Tasteless but funny.
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              • Yao
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 8167

                #67
                Re: really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

                At least it's warm down there, and as i stated before: i'll bring my decks too. Let's party!
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                • day_for_night
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4127

                  #68
                  Re: really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

                  Originally posted by Bryanw24
                  How do you make an 8yr old cry twice?

                  wipe you bloody dick on her teddy bear.
                  dear lord, that one made me cringe a bit...

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                  • darkabeatz
                    Addiction started
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 262

                    #69
                    Re: really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)



                    there are some sick people in the world.
                    and there all funny as fuck!

                    How do you make a dead baby float?

                    Take your foot off its head.


                    How many babies does it take to paint a house?

                    Depends how hard you throw them.


                    Whats tender, pink and spits?

                    A baby in a frying pan.

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                    • Yao
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 8167

                      #70
                      Re: really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

                      What's an unborn child called? - Embryo

                      What's an unborn child with an open back called? - Cabrio
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                      There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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