really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

**demonAfro** · October 24, 2005, 05:51:57 PM

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Same theme:

A woman has just given birth and the midwife comes over to see her,

Midwife: "I'm afraid I have some good news and some bad news"

Woman: "Oh!"

Midwife: "The bad news is that your baby is ginger..."

Woman: "Oh my, how could there possibly be any good news...?"

Midwife: "Well, the good news is that the baby was stillborn."

That other one is just plain sick and wrong though.

**shosh** · October 24, 2005, 05:58:41 PM

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i didnt think it was that bad... i was expecting something much worse...

**palmer** · October 24, 2005, 06:13:06 PM

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haha.

**peloquin** · October 24, 2005, 06:47:31 PM

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i expected something way worse than that too. i didnt find it particularly offensive (maybe i've either heard way too many tasteless jokes, or maybe its because i dont have children. also i didnt find it very funny either :P)

**peloquin** · October 24, 2005, 06:48:22 PM

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

**miketpoto** · October 24, 2005, 07:35:56 PM

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Whats the hardest part about killing a 5 year old?

Getting the bloodstains out of your clown costume.

**Steve Graham** · October 25, 2005, 10:18:27 AM

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you are all on this road, and mike is driving

**Yao** · October 25, 2005, 10:42:51 AM

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OMFG

I had to laugh for at least half an hour on that joke Pickles made...one of the best i've heard in ages

:ROFLMAO:

**miketpoto** · October 25, 2005, 12:42:45 PM

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Hop on in my convertible handbasket!

**picklemonkey** · October 25, 2005, 01:02:43 PM

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what's the best part about fucking twenty-seven year olds?

there's twenty of them.

**picklemonkey** · October 25, 2005, 01:03:32 PM

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what's the best part about fucking a 12-year-old girl in the shower?

slicking her hair back until she looks like an 8-year-old boy.

**thesightless** · October 25, 2005, 01:25:56 PM

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Originally posted by Yao

OMFG

I had to laugh for at least half an hour on that joke Pickles made...one of the best i've heard in ages

:ROFLMAO:

AHEM. that one is all me. i just have too much of a conscience to actually type it in public.

**asdf_admin** · October 25, 2005, 01:27:34 PM

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pickless = attentoin whoress

**shoimen** · October 25, 2005, 01:56:14 PM

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That wasnt soooo bad.

I'd tell it to my boys here at work...but the guy sittin next to me(his wife) is expecting this week

**Bryanw24** · October 25, 2005, 02:10:17 PM

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How do you make an 8yr old cry twice?

wipe you bloody dick on her teddy bear.

really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

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