really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

[Yao]

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AHEM. that one is all me. i just have too much of a conscience to actually type it in public.

Pickles DOES quote, but prove it, and I'll give you full credit and bash Pickels for not giving credit

[thesightless]

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Private Message: here twat you post it. i have a conscience Yesterday, 05:22 PM thesightless vbmenu_register("postmenu_", true);
Are you Kidding me??

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here twat you post it. i have a conscience
i am never writing this again as my soul is the one thing i covet. its all on you to post it.


a husband and wife take off to the hospital to give birth to thier first child.
upon arrival, the wife is wisked away to the delivery, the husband left paceing in the waiting room. after an hour of pacing, he looks up to see a doctor walking to him with a nervous smile


""we have good news, your son was born with a special gift."" says the Dr.""upon delivery, he flew around the room""

""NO WAY"" says the husband.

""yes, hold on""

so the doctor comes back to the waiting room, baby in hand. he takes the baby and says ""here look"" then he tosses the baby up in the air, and it falls to the ground ""splat"

the husband grabs the doctor by the throat and begins choking him ""what the hell are you doing?~?~?~?~!!!!!!!"""

""sorry, but im telling he can fly, Lemee try again""

immediatly the doctor breaks free, picking up the baby, and tossing it against a wall""SPLAT""

at this point the husband is livid. again, grabbing the doctor and punching him with a good shot""YOU LOON< IMMA KILL YOU>""

so the doctor puts a surprised look on his face and says

""I KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG"" wait i have to show you. so he runs over, picks up the baby, throws it out the window, the baby falling 6 stories to the ground.""SPLAT""

the husband loses all control, grabs a scapel, and drives it into the chest of the doctor,

the doctor looks up and says in writhing pain,

""IM SORRY I WAS KIDDING HE WAS BORN DEAD""
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[daveman]

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that reminds me of another hospital joke.

a man goes to visit his wife who has been in a coma for several weeks.
he's feeling a little frisky today and decides to fondle his wife's breasts.
to his amazement she begins to moan. the more intense and passionate his caress the more she moans.
he leaves the room to quickly find the doctor and tells him the news.
"doc, you won't belive this...." telling him quitely he says "i fondled my wifes breasts and she began to moan."
the doctor looked back at him slightly puzzled and tells him "well maybe you should go back in there and try oral sex with her. see if the sensation brings her back."
the man goes back to the room and 10 minutes later he comes back out to talk to the doctor.
the doctor says "oh man, what happened you look like you have seen a ghost" the man says "well i tried the oral sex and she's now dead"
the doctor asks "how did she die?"
the man replies "she choked"

[picklemonkey]

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pickle has it, im letting him post it, so that way i know if he refuses, i was right to pull it.

joke

I didn't think I had to give credit, due to the obviousness

How do you make an 8yr old cry twice?

wipe you bloody dick on her teddy bear.

:ROFLMAO:

[Yao]

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lol

Oh and: NICE EFFIN JOKE SIGHTLESS (credit)

bad Pikkel... (bash) BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD.



bad.

[neoee]

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Greetings from Hell! For Sightless, Pickle and all the rest of you twisted bastards, I've reserved us a spot. I'll be at the table with the balloons. :-)

Sightless, that really wasn't that offensive. Tasteless but funny.

[Yao]

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At least it's warm down there, and as i stated before: i'll bring my decks too. Let's party!

[day_for_night]

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How do you make an 8yr old cry twice?

wipe you bloody dick on her teddy bear.

dear lord, that one made me cringe a bit...

[darkabeatz]

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there are some sick people in the world.
and there all funny as fuck!

How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off its head.


How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them.


Whats tender, pink and spits?

A baby in a frying pan.

[Yao]

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What's an unborn child called? - Embryo

What's an unborn child with an open back called? - Cabrio