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  • FlashLight
    Addiction started
    • Jun 2004
    • 477

    Viagra?!?

    What do u think of Viagra? Using? Used? Experiences?
    are women happy when u come home with a pack of these?


    and of course, some jokes i found on net.

    What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine?
    Don King.

    Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the pharmacy distribution warehouse.

    Scotland Yard has warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

    If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?

    Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

    If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use?
    A growth chart?

    Top Ten Slogans Being Considered by Viagra

    10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"
    9. "Here's the beef!"
    8. "Get a piece of the rock"
    7. "You've come a long way, baby"
    6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"
    5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
    4 ."Tastes great, more filling"
    3."Viagra, built ram tough"
    2. "Just do her"
    1."This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?" ?

    Did you hear about the guy who choked on viagra?

    He got a stiff neck!

    Viagra-brand Chapstik? Best way to keep a "stiff upper lip!"

    Scientists have developed a new pill that will now help impotent men who are also hay fever sufferers. By combining Allegra to take care of the allergies, and Viagra for the impotency, it gives you an erection not to be sneezed at!

    Just heard on CNN that the Viagra ingredients list has been released. Viagra is 2% aspirin, 2% ibuprofen, 1% filler, and 95% Fix-A-Flat.

    When in Pisa a mishap vehicular
    Spilled Viagra a bunch in particular,
    It had the effect
    That tilt to correct,
    Now that tower is quite perpendicular.

    What's the clinical term for men who need Viagra?
    Myccoxafailure
    I take Viagra and Prozac together. If I can't get it up, I don't care.
  • HoneyBearKelly
    Addiction started
    • Jun 2004
    • 334

    #2
    Your man coming home with Viagra is never a good sign.
    Cat formerly known as Cheshire
    *cue imperial death march"

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    • Garrick
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 6764

      #3
      sure it is... better than no sign at all

      i've had friends take that just to take it... doesn't necessarily mean they can't function normally... or so they say.
      Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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      • mthornto88
        Getting warmed up
        • Jun 2004
        • 61

        #4
        Re:: Viagra?!?

        I heard it can give a man a boost.. It's worth a shot I guess..

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        • Weizy
          MCast Resident DJ
          • Jun 2004
          • 3207

          #5
          Re:: Viagra?!?

          Some of my mates have a shitload of Viagra, and have been trying to get me to try them out some night with my girlfriend. Frankly, I am a little scared of taking anything that affects that particular part of my anatomy. Some of my friends say its great 'cuz you can rock it all night long. Great, but another friend of mine went to the hospital after sporting a 24 hour boner! Personally I don't need it to satisfy the missus, and my friend's trip to the ER totally scares me away!

          I thimk I will wait on Viagra 'til I actually need it in my senior years.

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          • zeronineteen
            Gold Gabber
            • Jun 2004
            • 623

            #6
            don't mess with it unless you have to use it.
            Before you can see the light, you have to deal with the darkness.

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            • nbpgt
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 1044

              #7
              Re:: Viagra?!?

              Originally posted by Weizy
              Some of my mates have a shitload of Viagra, and have been trying to get me to try them out some night with my girlfriend. Frankly, I am a little scared of taking anything that affects that particular part of my anatomy. Some of my friends say its great 'cuz you can rock it all night long. Great, but another friend of mine went to the hospital after sporting a 24 hour boner! Personally I don't need it to satisfy the missus, and my friend's trip to the ER totally scares me away!

              I thimk I will wait on Viagra 'til I actually need it in my senior years.
              haha, so youve got a boner all day & dont want to go anwhere, so you call in a pizza & answer the door..

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              • MJ
                Here since 2002
                • Jun 2004
                • 6560

                #8
                Is there something you are trying to tell us FlashLight?
                mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                Silentium est aureum

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                • nbpgt
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1044

                  #9
                  Re:: Viagra?!?

                  they had a fad out where young dudes would mix viagara & x & go to town...

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                  • Morgan
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2234

                    #10
                    Vigria and pills is quite a combnation. Not tried it personally.

                    Might give the missus a treat one day. :wink:
                    "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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                    • FlashLight
                      Addiction started
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 477

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Musical Journey
                      Is there something you are trying to tell us FlashLight?
                      :wink: :wink:




                      just curious,
                      there is nothing wrong with my tool.
                      And I am NOT in denial!!
                      I take Viagra and Prozac together. If I can't get it up, I don't care.

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                      • xeb
                        Addiction started
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 364

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Morgan
                        Vigria and pills is quite a combnation. Not tried it personally.
                        i have

                        wouldnt' recommend more than a half though. that seems to do the business for a good 3 hours or so and to be honest after having it fucking rock solid (think the biggest rajah you've ever had then multiply that by 10... we're talking some pretty serious wood here) for that long you don't want it any longer! i've only ever had it after coming back from clubbing and can still feel effect when you wake up the next afternoon.

                        why anyone would want to take it in a club or something is beyond me... if you're not shagging it would get very uncomfortable very very quickly
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                        www.tribalis-totalis.com

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                        • MJ
                          Here since 2002
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6560

                          #13
                          Originally posted by xeb
                          Originally posted by Morgan
                          Vigria and pills is quite a combnation. Not tried it personally.
                          i have

                          wouldnt' recommend more than a half though. that seems to do the business for a good 3 hours or so and to be honest after having it fucking rock solid (think the biggest rajah you've ever had then multiply that by 10... we're talking some pretty serious wood here) for that long you don't want it any longer! i've only ever had it after coming back from clubbing and can still feel effect when you wake up the next afternoon.

                          why anyone would want to take it in a club or something is beyond me... if you're not shagging it would get very uncomfortable very very quickly
                          Nigel, you sound as though you put as much shit into your body as me mate. Are you as a serious weekend junkie as i am? Next time i`m down your end of the country we`ll have to cane a bag full.
                          mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                          Silentium est aureum

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                          • lilsensa
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6675

                            #14
                            Re:: Viagra?!?

                            Originally posted by nbpgt
                            they had a fad out where young dudes would mix viagara & x & go to town...
                            believe it or not, the older folks are into that too.......just ask o.j simpson
                            RIP ~ Steve James







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                            • xeb
                              Addiction started
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 364

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Musical Journey
                              Nigel, you sound as though you put as much shit into your body as me mate. Are you as a serious weekend junkie as i am? Next time i`m down your end of the country we`ll have to cane a bag full.
                              my body is a temple...

                              occasionally i have to make a sacrifce to appease the gods

                              sounds like a plan. i ain't doing viagra with you though chief
                              www.nigelmarcussen.com
                              www.tribalis-totalis.com

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