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  • Duff McKagin
    Gold Gabber
    • Sep 2004
    • 690

    i have no teeth...

    hey everyone,
    i am going to a halloween party tonight and seeing as how i have no money for a costume i decided to make myself into a redneck. i was wondering if anyone knows a safe way to black out one or a few of my pearly whites to really capture that "summer" teeth appeal of a true redneck?
    -ryan
    Fly? Yes. Land? No!
  • cowardly dj
    ZangerBob
    • Jun 2004
    • 645

    #2
    Re: i have no teeth...

    a baseball bat would do


    You said safely not painlessly.
    Greatly rejoicing in following God as a freedom not a choice.

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    • johnson3161
      Getting Somewhere
      • Jun 2004
      • 195

      #3
      Re: i have no teeth...

      I remember you can use raisins but you may eat them later. lol.

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      • Garrick
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Jun 2004
        • 6764

        #4
        Re: i have no teeth...

        permanent marker
        Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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        • thezzapper
          Gold Gabber
          • Jun 2004
          • 813

          #5
          Re: i have no teeth...

          non-toxic black shoe polish. LOL.
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          • Jibgolly
            Vortexuralizor
            • Jun 2004
            • 20773

            #6
            Re: i have no teeth...

            they sell that crap at party stores.

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            • qwerty2222
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 1615

              #7
              Re: i have no teeth...

              dont use any marker's with toxic or acid substances in it or you'll end up having black teeth forever
              go to a party gifts shop and you'll find there non permanent black liquids to aply on teeth to make them black or a black toothwax

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              • dek0021
                Getting Somewhere
                • Oct 2005
                • 102

                #8
                Re: i have no teeth...

                or just don't do anything at all....some rednecks have all their teeth

                *does a little hoe dance to self-produced banjo music*
                Ready for a massive breakdown!!

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