i have no teeth...

[Duff McKagin]

hey everyone,
i am going to a halloween party tonight and seeing as how i have no money for a costume i decided to make myself into a redneck. i was wondering if anyone knows a safe way to black out one or a few of my pearly whites to really capture that "summer" teeth appeal of a true redneck?
-ryan

[cowardly dj]

Re: i have no teeth...

a baseball bat would do


You said safely not painlessly.

[johnson3161]

Re: i have no teeth...

I remember you can use raisins but you may eat them later. lol.

[Garrick]

Re: i have no teeth...

permanent marker

[thezzapper]

Re: i have no teeth...

non-toxic black shoe polish. LOL.

[Jibgolly]

Re: i have no teeth...

they sell that crap at party stores.

[qwerty2222]

Re: i have no teeth...

dont use any marker's with toxic or acid substances in it or you'll end up having black teeth forever
go to a party gifts shop and you'll find there non permanent black liquids to aply on teeth to make them black or a black toothwax

[dek0021]

Re: i have no teeth...

or just don't do anything at all....some rednecks have all their teeth

*does a little hoe dance to self-produced banjo music*