Tweet
Re: The Difference Between the Sexes
Complete bullshit, what a dull life if this is how it looks going to the shower.
Complete bullshit, what a dull life if this is how it looks going to the shower.
-
Nicomax -
Re: The Difference Between the Sexes
no and i was just kidding
Ready for a massive breakdown!!Comment
-
Re: The Difference Between the Sexes
it's all about the 4 S's for guys...shit, shave, spank (wank), shower
Comment
-
Re: The Difference Between the Sexes
We Americans are very refined...Originally posted by YaoPssshhhht...as if Americans would do it the other way around...
Comment
-
Re: The Difference Between the Sexes
o_O ah right, forgot about that there for a second...Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.
There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -HemingwayComment
-
...what about women's TRIANGLE?? they dont clean it?
"Love your girl and she will fuck ya ... fuck your girl and she will love ya!"
Comment
-
Re: The Difference Between the Sexes
Yea, what about that??
(nice subtle porn stripe above the V is cool, bald is overdone IMO)Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.
There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -HemingwayComment
-
Re: The Difference Between the Sexes
Was gonna start a diff thread with this but it sort of fits to put it on here . Doing my bit to help the married guys on here .Print this out and post it on the fridge door .
Men's Rules
Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!
Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)
BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
Highlighted the ones i think ALL WOMEN SHOULD KNOWLast edited by bart_smastard; November 4, 2005, 04:02:40 PM.Comment
-
Re: The Difference Between the Sexes
"Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-hoo' sound."
Guilty.It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.Comment
-
Re: The Difference Between the Sexes
True all the way and always get telling off for doing all of those things
Comment
Comment