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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    Monday Morning Malarky

    Blonde and a Brunette jump of a 50 floor building. Who hits the ground first and why ?
























































    Obviously the Brunette














































    The blonde's still up on 48th asking for directions
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    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me
  • Yao
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 8167

    #2
    Re: Monday Morning Malarky

    I knew it!!!
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    • dek0021
      Getting Somewhere
      • Oct 2005
      • 102

      #3
      Re: Monday Morning Malarky

      that ruined my morning.
      Ready for a massive breakdown!!

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      • Kamal
        Administrator
        • May 2002
        • 28835

        #4
        Re: Monday Morning Malarky

        are you still up on the 48th floor ?
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        Jib says:
        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
        Originally posted by ace_dl
        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • peloquin
          Till I Come!
          • Jun 2004
          • 8643

          #5
          Re: Monday Morning Malarky

          not a bad effort, but nothing can clear the monday morning gloom. especially with how shite the weather is outside.

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          • asdf_admin
            i use to be important
            • Jun 2004
            • 12798

            #6
            Re: Monday Morning Malarky

            fuck-an-a. it is terrible. fucking rain for miles. talk about the wrong kind of wet.
            dead, yet alive.

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            • Jibgolly
              Vortexuralizor
              • Jun 2004
              • 20773

              #7
              Re: Monday Morning Malarky

              did you hear the one about the spanish maid, the iraqi dictator, and the lonesome jew dentist?


























































              neither did i.










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              • peloquin
                Till I Come!
                • Jun 2004
                • 8643

                #8
                Re: Monday Morning Malarky

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                • daveman
                  I love the colors!!!
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 1221

                  #9
                  Re: Monday Morning Malarky

                  Originally posted by Jibgolly
                  did you hear the one about the spanish maid, the iraqi dictator, and the lonesome jew dentist?
                  is there a mention of a rape room somewhere in the punchline?
                  once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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                  • Jibgolly
                    Vortexuralizor
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20773

                    #10
                    Re: Monday Morning Malarky

                    no, but thanks for taking it one step further.

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                    • shoimen
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 102

                      #11
                      Re: Monday Morning Malarky

                      Dang, I was gonna guess the blonde....cuz her head was full of rocks.

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                      • dek0021
                        Getting Somewhere
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 102

                        #12
                        Re: Monday Morning Malarky

                        Originally posted by daveman
                        is there a mention of a rape room somewhere in the punchline?
                        geez....that poor jew dentist!!
                        Ready for a massive breakdown!!

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                        • daveman
                          I love the colors!!!
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 1221

                          #13
                          Re: Monday Morning Malarky

                          Originally posted by dek0021
                          geez....that poor jew dentist!!
                          what do you mean poor jew dentist. he's the lucky one with access to the anesthtic.
                          once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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                          • Kamal
                            Administrator
                            • May 2002
                            • 28835

                            #14
                            Re: Monday Morning Malarky

                            Originally posted by peloquin
                            not a bad effort, but nothing can clear the monday morning gloom. especially with how shite the weather is outside.
                            its hot as a MOFO where I am today.... to make it worse, the chillers in the building were turned off a week ago in anticipation of the winter and now we're sitting with our wnidows wide open hoping for the heat to dissipate..... but its just getting fucking hotter
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                            Jib says:
                            he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                            Originally posted by ace_dl
                            Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                            I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                            • picklemonkey
                              Double hoodie beer monster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 15373

                              #15
                              Re: Monday Morning Malarky

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