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  • asdf_admin
    i use to be important
    • Jun 2004
    • 12798

    #76
    Re: Hello

    reminds me of a story.

    my buddy was hitting it from behind, and i guess this chick just had a god awful smell. he said he had hold his breathe. the fucked up thing is she was beautiful, but had some southern funk. i will never forget his face, how sad he was, and how broken and demoralized a man can be when he picks up a strawberry and it smells like a yeast infection.
    dead, yet alive.

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    • Jibgolly
      Vortexuralizor
      • Jun 2004
      • 20773

      #77
      Re: Hello

      lmfao!
      i just lol'd

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      • DancingQueen
        AVB FanClub | President
        • Oct 2005
        • 4061

        #78
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by asdf_admin
        reminds me of a story.

        my buddy was hitting it from behind, and i guess this chick just had a god awful smell. he said he had hold his breathe. the fucked up thing is she was beautiful, but had some southern funk. i will never forget his face, how sad he was, and how broken and demoralized a man can be when he picks up a strawberry and it smells like a yeast infection.

        umm glad my thread reminded you of that....lol
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        • asdf_admin
          i use to be important
          • Jun 2004
          • 12798

          #79
          Re: Hello

          umm glad my thread reminded you of that....lol
          no no no. it was a prior post by someone. not this thread.
          dead, yet alive.

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          • dek0021
            Getting Somewhere
            • Oct 2005
            • 102

            #80
            Re: Hello

            that's quite nasty....i don't think i could go on if that happened to me....
            Ready for a massive breakdown!!

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            • picklemonkey
              Double hoodie beer monster
              • Jun 2004
              • 15373

              #81
              Re: Hello

              gasmask + perseverence = goal

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              • asdf_admin
                i use to be important
                • Jun 2004
                • 12798

                #82
                Re: Hello

                that is why his face was priceless. most people are stoked after sex.

                gasmask + perseverence = goal
                in the heat of the moment. anything goes.
                dead, yet alive.

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                • Steve Graham
                  DJ Jelly
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 12887

                  #83
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by asdf_admin
                  reminds me of a story.

                  my buddy was hitting it from behind, and i guess this chick just had a god awful smell. he said he had hold his breathe. the fucked up thing is she was beautiful, but had some southern funk. i will never forget his face, how sad he was, and how broken and demoralized a man can be when he picks up a strawberry and it smells like a yeast infection.

                  how did you see his face? were you there filming it?

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                  • asdf_admin
                    i use to be important
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 12798

                    #84
                    Re: Hello

                    no sir. i am not good with god awful scents. we stopped by his pad and had a square outside. he let it on us, and we all could not stop laughing.
                    dead, yet alive.

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                    • Steve Graham
                      DJ Jelly
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 12887

                      #85
                      Re: Hello

                      lol.. poor bastard

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                      • Kamal
                        Administrator
                        • May 2002
                        • 28835

                        #86
                        Re: Hello

                        almost wanna split and start a new thread after doms post ....

                        *puts on crazy convo hat*
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                        • asdf_admin
                          i use to be important
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 12798

                          #87
                          Re: Hello

                          not my fault i was born random.
                          dead, yet alive.

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                          • dek0021
                            Getting Somewhere
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 102

                            #88
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by picklemonkey
                            gasmask + perseverence = goal
                            I don't know...if it was that bad...i don't think i would want to have any contact with that....call me a weeny i guess...unless you were dating for a while and she was going through something but not some random girl.
                            Ready for a massive breakdown!!

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                            • asdf_admin
                              i use to be important
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 12798

                              #89
                              Re: Hello

                              one word. Febreze.
                              dead, yet alive.

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                              • dek0021
                                Getting Somewhere
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 102

                                #90
                                Re: Hello

                                i don't think that'll do it
                                Ready for a massive breakdown!!

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